Nels Vangen

[Nels Vangen @nelsvangen]

Eating Oreos while watching my girlfriend trying to do pull ups

[Nels Vangen @nelsvangen]

I’m not trying to sound like an absolute hater but if you play pickleball just admit you’re old and have bad knees, you fuckin loser

[Nels Vangen @nelsvangen]

Ok one of the dudes called out that I look like Linguini from Ratatouille. He’s not wrong, but I think it’s time to go

[Nels Vangen @nelsvangen]

I’m sitting in an Applebees in small town Minnesota drinking beer with the most random people. Is this a new low? Or new high? Either way they’re way more drunk than I am

[Nels Vangen @nelsvangen]

@CrochetCardigan Just those two or all Cincy chili?

[Nels Vangen @nelsvangen]

I swear, some of y’all don’t understand how cool I am

[Nels Vangen @nelsvangen]

Pickle ball is so lame. Just go play tennis

[Nels Vangen @nelsvangen]

Went out to eat and UK basketball is on every single TV and I always forget people care so much about college sports

[Nels Vangen @nelsvangen]

What do you all want in a halftime performance if you didn’t like Rihanna’s? I think some of y’all just like to hate on everything and be complaining bitches

[Nels Vangen @nelsvangen]

@simondsjoshua Woah this is awesome! I have a signed copy of his book and it’s great. I’ll have to make it back to Indy soon

[Nels Vangen @nelsvangen]

I get second hand embarrassment from y’all always commenting about the music building’s poor condition anytime the University shares literally anything on social media. You look bad and it doesn’t actually help

[Nels Vangen @nelsvangen]

Danielle and I don’t really get excited about food so we decided to go out to eat somewhere fun and ended up making ourselves miserable

[Nels Vangen @nelsvangen]

So who else saw the James-Webb pic of space and thought “the little emails I send everyday are pretty fuckin stupid”

[Nels Vangen @nelsvangen]

Everyone in the lawn seats for this concert collectively agreed to stay sitting for the opener and this is a win for society

[Nels Vangen @nelsvangen]

Danielle: Can we hang a curtain rod? This should be quick, there’s a science to this

Danielle 30 minutes later on google as I’m still waiting for her to tell me where to drill a hole: idk it sounds like you can kinda do whatever

[Nels Vangen @nelsvangen]

Danielle will fight any of you to defend how good the movie Dune is

[Nels Vangen @nelsvangen]

The best thing is being at the airport and hearing the gate attendant ask for “COX!”

[Nels Vangen @nelsvangen]

I thought we all agreed that you aren’t supposed to eat Taco Bell while driving

[Nels Vangen @nelsvangen]

@CrochetCardigan Lmao wtf kinda ranking is this

[Nels Vangen @nelsvangen]

@zackpeterson3 How dare you let life occur at such an inconvenient time like this