"Is this some kind of trend or what? Why have so many girls decided to get tattoos on their butts or boobs? The hardest part is keeping a straight face.
I need to relax or I'm going to explode. ๐ข"
His shorts also look like they're about to explode.
@Scorched_Name All in all, he really did look a messโฆ Completely flushed, drenched in sweat and breathing heavily.
"Oh, I nearly forgot."
He also throws a whole bag of various suckers onto the box, the sort she liked so much.
@Scorched_Name day. This timeโฆ heโs very, very late, yet he turns up right at the gates with that very same crate of wine.
"Sorry Iโm late, that bloody taxi driver refused to take me any further, and this FUCKING box is incredibly heavy. I thought I was going to die."
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@Scorched_Name "You could have just promised me โ youโre the only one who makes my legs tremble after sex."
He slowly got up from the bench, checking whether heโd regained enough strength to walk normally. His legs were still trembling, but he could stand now.
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@Scorched_Name "If you milk me just as well next time, Iโm prepared to spend my entire salary on a case of wine for you."
He gave her the same brand he smokes himselfโฆ Because of their excellent quality, this expense adds up to a tidy sum for him.
@Scorched_Name "Iโve got cigarettes, and Iโll bring some sweets tomorrow. Any particular requests for the sweets?"
He pulls a full, unopened packet of cigarettes out of his pocket and hands it to the girl.
@Scorched_Name "Either Iโve become too stiff from my job, or youโve been a bit too lively today..."
He puts his arm round her waist as they slowly make their way to that very bench, where he sits down and tries to pull himself together.
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@Scorched_Name "In any case, Iโm not complaining. Itโs thanks to you that I can let off all my stress after work."
He moves closer to her, occasionally using nearby objects to keep his balance.
"Now that I owe you one, what do you want?"
@Scorched_Name "Youโre full of contradictionsโฆ A demonic nun who swings from a playful mood to something far too serious."
He looks at her first, then lifts up his T-shirt, staring at the lipstick smudges that trail down beneath his waistband.
@BritishFlicker Surely she wouldnโt go and seduce everyone whilst sheโs in a relationship, would she?
But as soon as their new neighbour popped round to say hello, they becameโฆ a bit too close for comfort.