@HanaPregs@strahug On the top of the belly to settle the stomach? Below to calm the kicking child? On the sides for relaxation? Or right around the navel for excitement?
@oANjU_18 Only makes sense to reciprocate by offering her a thick steak and a thorough belly massage. Tonight's dinner will become tomorrow's coffee creamer.
@manzokunodaijes@Breakfast_333 Stumbled onto this train of thought myself, but I'm probably neither the first nor the last to suggest it. In any case I do think this theory has serious merit.
https://t.co/3jYvdSqpsm
@HanaPregs One of the most glorious sights in the whole world is a pregnant woman after mealtime. Her stomach full and satisfied, jostled between a lively womb below and two heaving, swollen breasts above.
Nothing is more womanly than that.
@VexedRemi A certain je ne sais quoi about this one. Love the idea that even when she's stretched tight like this (and gets off on it tremendously) its just a matter of time before her metabolism obliterates every last calorie and she's flat as a board again.
@TresLeches0 Felines are obligate carnivores, they need fresh meat. How else is she going to get the nutrition to keep making donations at the mothers' milk bank?
@ItsKorrie@H_O_O_O_rny Imagine the sheer thunderstorm of sounds you would hear from her stomach and womb kicking against one another for space while engorged, milk laden, sloshing gigatitties are jostled above.
@Moojuicers The obvious question is how do we get about 100 of her working on a dairy farm.
I know the expense of keeping them all well-fed will be astronomical, but damn if it wouldn't be worth it.
@erundadraws The pregnancy alone would make her eat for two, but the milk supply is a wildcard. Looks like she's producing enough that she needs to eat for ten.
Someone better start massaging that stomach to keep the production steady.
@ArtzNsilver If the racing shtick doesn't work out, there's still a market in the dairy industry. Milk with a slight aftertaste of carrot juice might be a major selling point.