ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ

Florida Mansplainer. Ex-Google, Looker, Tower Records, Cloudera. Veteran of the browser wars

[ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet]

My love language is charging devices

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Bodycam footage of the arrest of Henry Nowak, who had been stabbed moments prior by Vickrum Digwa

[ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet]

Oops I meant to type $231B/(17.5M*0.6)

[ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet]

About 17.5M Californians file taxes and roughly 60% of them pay taxes to FTB (40% pay 0 taxes or get tax credits), so the average cost per CA tax payer is $231B/(17.5/.6)=$22k

[Judge Glock @judgeglock]

California high-speed rail cost now up to $231 billion. That means the average worker in the state will pay out over $12,000 to fund a single project that almost no one will ride.

CA rail will be studied for generations, a truly once-in-a-lifetime level of government failure.

[ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet]

The Apollo program cost $309B in today’s dollars for comparison.

[ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet]

Introduce yourself with a list of 10 artists you’ve seen live:
Warthog
The Drizzle Twins
Pelvis Patrol
Three Of Them
Cevapčići
Oklahoma Seth Rogers & Friends
ZodiacBus
The Gnats
David Smith
The Cellar Dwellars

[ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet]

@iowahawkblog @EsotericCD Them?

[ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet]

I never thought it would happen with me and a girl from Clapham

[Genius @Genius]

what’s the greatest opening line to a song?

[ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet]

Then why didn’t he refer to Paul as James or Ringo as Richard?

[junebug 🪲 @junebug225]

john lennon deadnaming bob dylan

[ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet]

@iowahawkblog Elevators you can use in a fire

[ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet]

And a mammal to be named later

[Megan Swift @mgswift7]

Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium is set to trade gorillas with Boston’s Franklin Park Zoo.

Frankie, Pittsburgh’s 7-year-old male western lowland gorilla, will head to Boston, and in exchange, Boston will send 33-year-old Little Joe the silverback @TribLIVE 🦍
https://t.co/qU732Imrfg

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

You may have noticed that the word for ‘night’ in many languages appears to be that language’s word for ‘eight’ with an ‘N' in front of it.

English: N + eight = Night
German: N + acht = Nacht
French: N + huit = Nuit
Spanish: N + ocho = Noche
Italian: N + otto = Notte
Portuguese: N + oito = Noite

⬇️

[ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet]

Why is black the cheapest color for a travel WaterPik by like ~$15?

[Tom Krasniqi @TKras]

I asked #Rays starting pitcher Nick Martinez about Aranda getting plunked last night. He said the guys were not happy and that it was "bush league." When I followed up on possible retaliation, he replied "we'll see." 👀
#RaysUp

[ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet]

Middle-aged takeovers where they fix things, tighten screws, and organize a little

[dasha @dash_eats]

Even Im not stupid enough to gaf about the UFO files

[Rays The Roof @RaysTheRoofTB]

The hunger epidemic of the children of Boston remains unsolved and ongoing 😏

[ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet]

@pmarca My grandfather was shot at by the Ohio National Guard while striking for better working conditions, which led to stronger unions and better living conditions for factory workers across the Midwest. That’s praxis

[ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet]

@pmarca Circa 2020 tech companies were competing with each other to hire, and workers had real power they could have used to change working conditions. Instead they spent their lunch hours protesting Dave Chapelle. Wasted opportunity.

[ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet]

I want to read these paragraphs explaining why the British moved their Mediterranean fleet to the Adriatic shortly after King Alexander of Yugoslavia was assassinated in Marseille in 1934, but that will wait until I'm far from this fucking imbecile playing videos on his phone.

[ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ɴᴇᴍᴇᴛ @nemet]

I’ll die on this hill too

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Bob Seger is better than Bruce Springsteen. I don’t know how many of you are joining me on this island but I feel like it will be 50% geniuses and 50% guys who make women instinctively lock their car doors.