Dietrich is hilarious af because he's like some European royalty who accidentally ended up at the World Cup and was like "Y'know what, this is the shit"
The man is having the time of his life enjoying all that culture and melanin
"Are you ready for your fire emblem dancer mother lessons?"
Azura gulped.
Tethys sighed.
Ninian nodded nervously.
Olivia shuddered.
Sylvia breathed heavily.
"Yes, Leda." they all said in unison.
Is the deciding factor between whether a UB set rules or sucks literally just “is the world of this setting identifiably Literally Actually Planet Earth”
Leda on what she’ll do once her hit list is complete:
“Well, they said dig two graves if you go on a quest for revenge, but I’m killing a lot more people than that. I’m gonna be spending a lot of time digging. Then I guess blackjack until I’m broke.”
toby putting a visible progress tracker for the super evil fucked up route of his game is like a cartoon supervillain putting a visible timer on a bomb so the protagonist can see how much time is left before it explodes