Amelia

I'd rather be sleeping

[Amelia @nemooo_11]

The sea is my natural habitat because I am salty as fuck 🙌🏻

[Kellalena ™ @topaz_kell]

*whispers during sex*

“What base is this?”

[Amelia @nemooo_11]

My brothers do my nut in 80% of the time but then we start conversing in gif and it really makes them much funnier

[Amelia @nemooo_11]

I just miss spending time with my mum okay

[Amelia @nemooo_11]

Still allowed to go into work and mix with a huge group of people there because key worker life but can’t see my parents for Christmas

Merry fucking Covid Christmas 🙃

[Amelia @nemooo_11]

@UlricVonBek 😂😂 a classic, an absolute classic

[Amelia @nemooo_11]

Am I spending my Thursday evening drinking cider, contemplating all my life choices, eating shit food and listening to break up songs.

Yes, yes I am.

#didsomeonesaysingle

[baked.in.ny @propapergirl]

What doesn't kill you makes your therapist bill a little higher.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

yep

[Colt @ColtTTV_]

feel free to get high at my funeral it’s what i would’ve wanted

[Amelia @nemooo_11]

So much of this makes me sad. Mainly cause Americans think we use french fries for this 😩

[Jack @jfksafk]

Just learned about chip buttys, which is an English food that is literally just French fries in between two slices of bread. This is just making me so irrationally angry

[Awash in dilemmas and deficiences @suebellaC]

*laughs in pap smear*

[Amelia @nemooo_11]

@UlricVonBek Mmm I don’t need one but I more felt it’s a little irresponsible in a lockdown, I can’t go to see family I’m certainly not opening the door to a random stranger 😂

[Amelia @nemooo_11]

Why is the TV licence man knocking on my door when we’re in a lockdown 🙃

[Amelia @nemooo_11]

@tvlicensing but seriously, we’re in a lockdown during a pandemic why is there someone coming and doing door to door knocks to talk about a tv licence?

[baked.in.ny @propapergirl]

I want to get real for a minute.

A thread.

[Amelia @nemooo_11]

This is a very niche tweet, but I love it, I really love it 😂