Nemo Sharber

[Nemo Sharber @NemoTheEmoCat]

Like seriously what does it take to get a can of Fancy Feast Grilled Chicken Pâté around here? #SMH #FML #thisfamilysucks

[Nemo Sharber @NemoTheEmoCat]

@WilliamSharber You suck.

[Nemo Sharber @NemoTheEmoCat]

@CalebSharber You think you're a loner? Try being me. P.S. Don't hang out with @RachelSharber.

[Nemo Sharber @NemoTheEmoCat]

@ChrisZotti Thank you...I guess.

[Nemo Sharber @NemoTheEmoCat]

going to the doctor...thinking i might have diabetes. seriously. @WillSharber

[Nemo Sharber @NemoTheEmoCat]

was an excellent guard cat while the plumber was here today. i'm all like #whyareyouhere? then i decided i'd go lay down. #meow

[Nemo Sharber @NemoTheEmoCat]

having a blast sniffing all the new stuff @RachelSharber got at target today. sniff sniff sniff #meow

[Nemo Sharber @NemoTheEmoCat]

just clawed @RachelSharber and made her bleed. i regret nothing.

[Nemo Sharber @NemoTheEmoCat]

you know what really #getsonmynerves ? my owner's buying me DIET cat food. are you trying to say something? #meow #pleasantlyplump

[Nemo Sharber @NemoTheEmoCat]

heat index 113 degrees. wish i knew what heat felt like. too bad i've lived my entire life inside.. #meow

[Nemo Sharber @NemoTheEmoCat]

see what i have to live with? RT WillSharber @nemotheemocat got food? I bet you do #fatass

[Nemo Sharber @NemoTheEmoCat]

finally joining a social network. as if i have any friends. #imakitty #meow

[Nemo Sharber @NemoTheEmoCat]

@HoratioRooster hello fellow animal tweeter #iwanttoeatyou