Agosto

A vida tá um tédio então vou ali arrumar problema.
@corinthians

[Agosto @nempavein]

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[Roseann | Keep On Going @Motivateme247]

Yes it will…

[Black cats are not bad luck @blackscats]

Just do it

[Agosto @nempavein]

Me the garage man

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I mentioned that my garage door was making a sound.

An American immediately said, "I got a guy."

He did not ask what the sound was. He did not ask what kind of door. He produced a guy on the basis of the word garage.

I asked who the guy was.

He said, "Just a guy."

He did not have a company name. He had a first name and a phone number in his phone saved as "Mike Garage."

That is the contact name. Mike Garage. As though Garage is his surname. As though there is a family.

I asked how he found this guy.

"My brother-in-law used him."

I asked if the brother-in-law was satisfied.

He thought about it. Then he said, "He's still standing."

The house is still standing. That is the entire review.

Inside I said: THEY DO NOT KEEP RECORDS. THEY KEEP LOYALTIES.

I called Mike Garage. He answered from inside a vehicle. There was wind. He said he could come Tuesday between eleven and four.

Between eleven and four. A window of five hours. In my country this would be a scandal. Here it is generous. He gave me a window at all. Some guys do not give you a window. Some guys say "Tuesday" and that is the whole appointment.

He came at 1:40.

He fixed it in twenty minutes. He charged me less than I expected and he did not take a card, only cash or an app I had never heard of.

Before leaving he looked at my water heater, which I had not mentioned, and said, "That's gonna go."

I asked when.

"Couple years."

I asked what I should do.

He said, "I'll give you a guy."

He gave me a guy. Mike Garage has a guy. The guy has a guy. There is a network beneath this country made entirely of men named after their function, and none of them advertise, and all of them are busy.

Inside I said: THERE IS A SECOND NATION HERE. IT HAS NO SIGNS. IT IS ENTERED ONLY BY INTRODUCTION.

I have been given four guys since.

I have a guy for trees.

I did not know I needed a guy for trees.

I have trees now, apparently. They are my responsibility. A man named Rick told me so and then left.

[mika @mikasagrada]

POV: como é a sensação de voltar para o seu lugar depois de fazer a pior apresentação já vista pela humanidade (a pressão acabou):

[Habitual Linecrosser @HLC_actual]

If you receive government assistance you shouldn’t be allowed to vote until you are self sufficient. You don’t get to tell me how to run my house if you don’t pay the bills.

[Investi Brasil @investibr @investebr]

🇧🇷 Influenciador Valdiney, pedreiro nos EUA, rebateu críticas sobre seu salário de US$ 4 mil. Ele mostrou no Walmart como esse valor permite mobiliar uma casa e comprar um carro usado, ironizando o SUS.

[Diálogos Curtos @dialogos_curtos]

que negociação linda

[Nazaré Amarga @NazareAmarga]

Não pra ter tudo né? 🫠

[Matheus Gobbi ➔ fitfolio app @matheusgobbidev]

eu não tinha assistido A Odisséia ainda, pq tava esperando em IMAX (tudo esgotado)

minha opinião é a seguinte

papo de nunca mais precisar assistir um filme, eu já vi o suficiente

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

This might be the craziest animal fact i’ve ever learned

[LubaDev @EuLubaDev]

Que sirigaita é essa?