I don't warm up I log in and accidentally raise the average rank of the entire lobby.
Every time I queue, the enemy team suddenly becomes a panel of anti-cheat experts. Apparently hitting headshots is illegal now.
I've reached the point where getting called a cheater is just the game's way of saying "MVP."
I don't check the scoreboard to see if I'm winning. I check to see who managed to get a kill on me.
If you lose to me, it wasn't your mouse, your FPS, your teammates, or the servers.
It was a skill issue.
Adopt Me, WE ARE NOT backing down. This is our biggest update ever. 😤
We’ve been doing events longer than your players have been alive! Team Jailbreak will win!
Last chance. Move your event to 9:15am PST. @PlayAdoptMe@newfissy