the only one ♠️

small money is big money

[the only one ♠️ @neo2302]

Most of us are alive but we haven’t truly Lived

[GOD GULUVA @Zweli_Thixo]

My cousin maChappies worked at the Cebolethu funerals. Every time after work, he would arrive home and sit next to our grandfather.

He would tell Mkhulu about a new set of coffins and caskets that arrived that day. This other time, he looked at Grandpa and said, "Yazi kukhona iConnection enginayo emsebenzini Mkhulu.. uBusy? Ayaphela amabhokisi afenele wena.".

This thing of my cousin started bothering uMkhulu. So he stopped chilling with us and bought himself his own TV wayibeka ekamereni.

One day, Grandpa started having chest pains, maChappies looked at him and smiled then said, "Ngisakubekele that thing esakhuluma ngayo". At first we took it as a joke but ke manje this was serious. As a family we decided that he must go rent a room in town. Fine, wahamba ekhaya. Kwaba mnandi, noMkhulu wabuyela eDinning Room and watched TV with us.

MaChappies bought uMkhulu a new phone. We thought ke thina maybe it was his way to apologize. We then found out he has been sending coffin and casket specials to uGrandpa, the last message said, "Not that I'm rushing you ne Mkhulu, but I just like beautiful things."

We disowned him.😭😭

[the only one ♠️ @neo2302]

@cyberkingdotsui @Mela__son Still my favorite sitcom

[the only one ♠️ @neo2302]

@cyberkingdotsui @Mela__son 12 seasons

[Memes and Markets @Memesandmkts]

Everyone is talking about Elon Musk, and the SpaceX IPO. But a trillion isn’t exactly what you think it is. w/@inneroperator

Shout out to @RyanClogg

[the only one ♠️ @neo2302]

@Addz8_ This tweet is about to hit the legendary status

[🌸AmandaM🌸 @amandam4life]

"I was tired of staying in doors🇺🇸 so I went out and fought a store manager"

Mbokazi 🇿🇦 wants American shops to sell Maize Meal for "uphuthu"😭

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

How villains are made

[the only one ♠️ @neo2302]

@Ndiks17 Happy birthday fellow Arian

[the only one ♠️ @neo2302]

@Tidoo_Wax She bought me Pj's and the last time I wore pj's I was still in primary school I'm gonna have to decline this gift

[the only one ♠️ @neo2302]

@BernardoCSilva @ManCity Danke

[Bernardo Silva @BernardoCSilva]

Thank you @ManCity 💙

[Sparkooo🦅🦀 @UrfavBoyq]

@BernardoCSilva @ManCity You’re the GOAT 🐐 ! Fuck missing you already captaino😭😭😭🩵

[the only one ♠️ @neo2302]

@nubian6 Wait a minute. Ke yena mos

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

Practical example on how to survive a pitbull attack🤣🤣🤣

[Lwammie @AladyPL]

Me after getting paid peanuts

[the only one ♠️ @neo2302]

@MufaraNduvh0 Today i went to capitec to change my card for the 2nd time in two months they also advised me to use virtuall card

[Black-Jesus💧🇿🇦 @KingMntungwa]

Cyril Ramaphosa Our youth is very depressed do something about illegal immigrants 💔💔💔🇿🇦

[the only one ♠️ @neo2302]

@Vuittots @GALXBOY Happy birthday Tots 🎂

[Black-Jesus💧🇿🇦 @KingMntungwa]

Best way to deal with Work Bullies. 🙏🏽

[Abahambe Majola🇿🇦🇷🇺 @LadyAbahambe]

This person that’s always talking alone thinks his making sense 😩

Hawu Uthini manje lomuntu ↘️