Dean Blandrangus

TCU & Kay Adams fan acct | Crack baby | CRISPR dad | anti-entropy | cheapie

[miiiiiike eaaaaatooooon @mike_is_eaton]

Bad Bunny is a Nepo Baby. His father, Bugs, has been huge forever.

[miss information @intelligentpawg]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

O.K., Christmas is over, now we can all go back to the wars of life. Focus, focus, focus-never accept defeat -push hard for total victory!

[rain @redactedrain]

You’re a fake ass chiller bro I can sense your ambitious nature

[Errai @errai]

For whom the squid wards

[Cher @cher]

I Need To Shoot My Phone

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own

[Dean Blandrangus @neo_libido]

@SydneyLWatson He’s right. Also the first to drive, buy cigarettes for his friends, etc. August is early enough to hold him back. Redshirt freshman

[mau @rllydu]

go ahead and jump in the hotdog water since u wanna act like a weenie

[Dean Blandrangus @neo_libido]

Nepalese answers the question of what if she wasn’t Indian, wasn’t Chinese but was a secret third thing

[ALWAYS WILIN @AlwaysWILINN]

some of y'all cut from a cloth i wouldn't wash my ass with

[Dean Blandrangus @neo_libido]

When she pave all over you it’s always that ass phalt

[Michael Ruiz @sovmindset]

I don't think I've seen a Cathedral being built in my lifetime, I've seen them being repaired or renovated but never built. Tells you a lot about the trajectory El Salvador is on.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good

[Dean Blandrangus @neo_libido]

@zillowgonewild

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

no noise november. everyone shut up

[Dean Blandrangus @neo_libido]

They’re clearly giving vigilantes a green light. Who’s got the stones to do it

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Migrant sex offender Hadush Kebatu spotted walking through Dalston Square Library in Hackney at around 6pm yesterday