harpsichord

25 | i believe in cashmere and bore easily

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everyone’s a comparative politics extraordinaire until it’s time to compare the politics themselves

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@TheDeveloperess

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@zaralarsson 🇿🇦?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today marks the final day of summer in the Northern Hemisphere.

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@radselflerato @pal____ she’s done this before, a year ago. bronwyn’s always in some controversy or the other, without fail, to do with south african politics. all. the. time.

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the strongest peer pressure is the repeated emails i get that someone with my initials and surname keeps being cited

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he must be strong. every man knows that the secret to a good relationship is to find a hoe and beg her to stop.

ho+me=home type shit

[☆-boy @bagtaIk]

I’m convinced people who fuck friends don’t plan on ever getting into a relationship because who partner going for that???

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@boyfriendmtrl so what i’m hearing is we can route the water through the data centre cooling systems first so it takes less energy to reach boiling at the turbine, provided the water transportation system is well-insulated?

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science side of twitter: is there a way to use data centres heat to make electricity? idk much about science but i do know:
1. data centres create a lot of heat and need a lot of cooling
2. our power generation technology is basically “make water boil to make steam turn turbine”

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then he told us to “think about it”

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vyvanse

[doela ⋆ུ @angelzdoor]

how do u lock in when u have adhd?? i feel like this dopamine chasing cycle is whats causing my downfall

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“we both laugh at our son’s big balls” cannot write kambili’s sublime interiority

[CHIMAMANDA IS MID! @Damioflife]

@thisisgreatttt Colleen Hoover can write purple hibiscus, but can chimamanda write verity?

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@boyfriendmtrl oh friend i’m seeing things on ig reels

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activism starts at home (making my dad a full-throated feminist one conversation at a time)

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he’s gotta start using a middle name idc

[Emma 🪼🍊💖🇨🇦 @biology_slut]

just hired a guy named Christopher Ock and now we gotta change the email naming convention rules :/

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but i finish work at 5 and i can quit my job six months in?

[s⁷ | dwts szn 🪩✨ @rkiveofmylife]

I also kinda roll my eyes at the “it’s coercive bc you’re paying money to the surrogate!!!” Like the lot of you aren’t coerced into labor for the sake of payment on a daily basis. Welcome to capitalism 🫩

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i lived like a ninja turtle before i got a permanent body double lmao

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

People who live alone and are happy. Is there ONE THING that you think would be better living with a partner? (Outside of sex)

[harpsichord @neologising]

but it’s lust? lust can be a beautiful feeling, being horny can be a beautiful feeling

[Seerat. @wineyespleasee]

we need a cuter word for horny, wanting to physically merge with someone is such a beautiful feelingg, it doesnt need to sound lustful

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i know peace because i know not to argue on twitter with people about things that seem to only be arguments on twitter or tumblr

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I’M IN YAOI CITYYYYYYY (my friend’s crush is in the city and he’s on his KNEES😭😭😭😭😭😭)

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wuhluhwuh

[ⁿᵒⁱʳ @x40h0]

what does "wlw" even mean??? 😭😭