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Atheist because magic is silly. I'm an adult. Salad Fingers is my best friend. I could be 41yrs old. I could be 1yrs old.

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If I pin a tweet it'll have a hole in it.

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When I built https://t.co/YVoWG6mR6h I wanted simple. So it is. You just click and get another picture. That's it.

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My website https://t.co/cQHyE0VBVK has a bunch of these! 😊 #NoAds #NoPopups #JustShark

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Hopefully gonna be able to beat the rain today. I'm ready to go outside and do something.

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I've been having normal poops. Thanks for asking.

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@Hania16836 Merlin. Nicodemus. Bartholomew. Tax evasion. Goblin.

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The website of my mortgage company has me log in with a username. The app wants me to login with phone number and email. Nothing is working on the app. Wtf? Why would you have it two different things?

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Over half of the zoo animals you go see are ai.

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Irving got his hoodie! Mr.Sharko approves! @PlushieDreadful

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My favorite thing is hitting post on Facebook and waiting 20 seconds for it to actually post.

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Signed a best friend agreement. Hair optional.

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I only scream for two things. Ice cream and tuberculosis.

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@Avabelly__ I hate driving most automatic transmissions. They are usually boring.

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The problem with some nice cars is that the cars are nicer than the owners.

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Rain sucks. At least it isn't snow.

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@Abortius I ask myself this too. It's disgusting. Smells disgusting too.

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@BhattiLaib9960 Marcella

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@RinoTheBouncer Midevil

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@Oldtimers365 The Walking Dead. Season 2 was garbage.

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@_sorrengailll I only use the stock keyboard when it makes me. That keyboard is horrible. I can't imagine it got worse.

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I'm sorry. I had to sign up for bluesky. Where all the crybabies that hate Elon went. I feel horrible. I'd rather be alone on Twitter than on one of the Twitter clones. I did it to follow one person. I won't post anything.