Jennifer

my hobbies are staying up late, talking to myself out loud, writing on my hands, and daydreaming

[Joe Wrote @joewrote]

El-Sayed wins by 1%: "Underwhelming, progressives fail"
David Crowley wins by 1%: "Moderates are anointed by God"

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

The media when progressive candidates run for office:

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

annual headline you will see for the rest of your life

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

so strange how after a year of lying to the public and helping cover up human rights abuses ranging from pedophilia to genocide, she gets to just go home and be with her family. under a just system, all of these people would face trial

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Never forget that RFK Jr. testified in his divorce proceedings that he couldn’t afford alimony because he was so brain damaged he couldn’t hold a job.

Anyway, now he’s the Secretary of Health and Human Services.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

AIPAC and other big money operations combined to spend roughly $100 million to elect Haley Stevens, Angie Craig, and Janet Mills.

Instead, they’re getting Abdul El-Sayed, Peggy Flanagan, and Troy Jackson.

Which is also 3 more votes for Chris Van Hollen, whom AIPAC is openly warring with.

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

No shade but what the fuck were all the politicians before Mandani doing??? It was this easy to do shit this whole time????

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Holy shit Zohran with nearly 70% support. This is what leftwing politics looks like.

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

The real shit kicker is that you finally find some doctor in network who can actually see you and they basically don’t take anything you say seriously and send you home without treatment

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Speeding up the looting by the Epstein class before the country completely collapses

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

If we lived in a proper country we would instantly imprison him just for saying this

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

The power analysis of Wisconsin is pretty obvious: The collective power of the entire Democratic Party establishment was required to eke out a .4% victory over a wildly under-resourced socialist who had been abandoned by almost every national icon/power player of the American Left.

Make of that what you will. Use it as a mandate for your priors, fine. But those are the empirical facts of what actually happened. And everyone in politics knows it, even if the punditry will inevitably bury these basic facts in a flood of hot takes.

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

just gonna leave it here

[Aren LeBrun @arenrlebrun]

We go now to our panel of experts to discuss how Abdul El-Sayed’s victory spells serious trouble for his campaign.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Progressives winning races across Michigan?

That’s right, a blow to progressives.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

She keeps doing shit in the wrong order

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

One reason the Democratic establishment has so feared @AbdulElSayed is because he’s promising to actually wield power inside the party to deliver on policy promises, rather than just doing nothing. This makes him scary to basically everyone in the political class.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

AIPAC not only = Netanyahu & Israel, AIPAC also = MAGA, as I've been warning all of you.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Trump pardoned a guy who laundered money for al-qaeda because he bought his crypto coin.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Turns out that billionaires are billionaires because they are quite literally the greediest people in the world