Tea Fairy

Dedicated Tea Fairy to @SeanskiGardner_ & @GeekOnALeash_ with an impossibly complicated social life. Addicted to energy drinks and not giving a fuck.

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Follow my new account @ChloThough for daily complaints and general lame-ass commentary on my boring life

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drinking in the morning is THE worst idea

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i can hear small children ew

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the new people are moving in next door i swear to god if they do not have a teenage kid i can befriend/fall in love with i will lose my shit

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THERE'S NO CHOCOLATE IN THE HOUSE WHAT THE HELL

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

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Dyed my hair oops :// http://t.co/U724IFmHCk

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how the fuck do i still have 1,125 followers i mean i havent updated in a million years

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hahaha i forgot how much i love/hate twitter u guys are rad

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'take this medicine when your stomach is empty'
i see there's going to be an issue here

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Friend: what are you doing New Years??

Me: drugs

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how to people find the time to /read/

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"women and children WORST." i proudly yell, before backflipping off the titannic

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i mean it's one thing to be ignored/left out, but then to be replaced is just the worst

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@crystal_carterr hey

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im shit at replying to all people, dont take it personally ://

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why does everyone bum over jennifer lawrence :(

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AWOLNATION-Sail {Extended for 10 Hours}: http://t.co/RJXbpZfObc
well that's my day sorted :D

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if you put your tumblr url in your twitter bio/ on facebook then i salute you you are brave

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I don't think I've eaten a banana since 2007 when I realised what a penis looked like I mean what even