Kat

depending on how dumb it is I may or may not be joking

[Kat @neoonkat]

Dead but delicious

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

"just lock tf in" babes i have ADHD i am locked tf out with the keys inside.

[HewisLamilton🐢 @notsussychungus]

"a bad daughter is just an average son"

[Kat @neoonkat]

New self imposed rule: no online shopping after 9pm

[Kat @neoonkat]

Get tipsy and talk about arc raiders!!!!

[Kat @neoonkat]

Me when I text my boyfriend after forgetting he asked me to bring his phone from the couch

[Kat @neoonkat]

Ball drop was immediately interrupted by a zaxbys ad so this year is cooked

[Kat @neoonkat]

Woke up the morning after getting a group of 8 drunk like heyyyyy 🤠

[Kat @neoonkat]

I’m laughing at chicken butt jokes and dapping up the waiter I might be fucked up

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

REPUBLICANS: Trump wasn’t involved in Kimmel getting cancelled.

TRUMP: I was involved and I’m gonna try again.

[🐝Mystico Black🐝 @MysticoBlack]

How they think Tyler's trans roommate was controlling him

[Dusty (Moved to @LustrDustrArt) @LustrDustr]

Charlie Kirk now that Trisha got her tubes tied

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

they’re calling for the arrest of the etsy witches like it’s the salem witch trials 😭

[Woke Former Senator @WokeMitt]

The entire right-wing is going to go absolutely ape shit over the assassination of Charlie Kirk. But just remember how none of them gave a shit about a Democratic lawmaker in Minnesota being assassinated just a couple months ago. Trump basically ignored it.

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, male loneliness is the most self-inflicted epidemic ever.

[໊ @sonohoor]

women pretending not to see men staring at them is a essential survival skill

[Kat @neoonkat]

Putting ranch on my protein slop just to feel something

[Joe B @AstroJoeB]

>criticizes Trump daily for like a decade
>finally defends Trump on something
>it’s the Epstein list

[Kat @neoonkat]

Every truck is a lifted truck when you’re 5’ 4” 😋

[Kat @neoonkat]

Why don’t I have games on my phone (work device)!!!!!