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slowly slowly catchy monkey

[sarmul @neopets000]

Everyday I look back at myself from the day before and think gosh, she was so naive

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Sick to my stomach thinking about the fact that it’s been years since I’ve slept in past 11am

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

why the poptart in the back flash his poptussy like that??

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And while I’m here I’ll just go ahead and say that I thought very vividly today about wanting to know what it feels like to be run over by a vehicle

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Also run on sentences are mandatory when tweeting it feels wrong to do it any other way

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ive been watching severance and I’ve realized it’s like I’m severed but it’s me and then me when I’m on my period bc everytime that mfer comes around it’s like no time has passed and I was just fucking here and how come I never get a break

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Me at 11yrs old hearing Airplanes ft. Hayley Williams for the first time

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Happy Halloween i Just found my credit card that’s been missing for like 5 months!! That was pwetty scawy

[THE lusty argonian maid @lindawg]

my friend has an asshole cat named bart & everytime she talks about him it’s like an abusive husband. wdym it’s going to “set off” bart if you get home late

[h @ipodmacbook]

doing dishes and had the thought “the sink helps you with water”. such a hauntingly dimwitted sentence to produce that im actually a bit frightened now. there’s no way the brain that produced that thought is capable of making something of my life. time will tell

[sarmul @neopets000]

Not sure what I’m gonna do when I run out of adderall that was given to me 2 years ago by my middle aged neighbor David

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What can I say!!! I was fucking right

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Like clockwork it’s the beginning of summer and all I can think about is how holiday season is going to happen again and again and again until I fuckkng die

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Why am I the absolute stupidest version of myself at the post office

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It’s been a minutttteeee since I’ve paralyzed myself with fear thinking someone was breaking and entering my home

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Mustering up the courage to take a selfie tomorrow

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

real

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Privating likes major bummer now I can’t fantasize about people going through my likes and thinking I have a good sense of humor

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I said “tingly” but what I meant is “fixated and obsessed”

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I can’t be the only one that gets tingly when I cut open a cantaloupe and see all the seeds and their little seed pockets