Neo

@ManUtd
✞︎.God of Dreams.
𝖊𝖝𝖈𝖚𝖘𝖊 𝖒𝖊 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖇𝖊𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖈𝖎𝖆𝖑
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(existence) is exhausting.

[Neo @neozutd]

Man utd will be the busiest this window

[Neo @neozutd]

@RealAyanfe1 Cavani

[Neo @neozutd]

From Fernandes to Tonali to Adam Wharton to Alex Scot to Tyler Adams
Nice one INEOS

#MUFC

[Neo @neozutd]

It’s too crazy that we still have the same backline that got slapped 7–0 at Anfield.

#MUFC

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🔴👕 Manchester United — Squad Depth 2026/27

🤔 Is this strong enough to compete in the Champions League?

[Neo @neozutd]

Look at the players behind Mainoo and the ones behind Tilemans. 😭😭

#MUFC

[utdreport @utdreport]

Manchester United’s current squad depth:

📷 @OptaAnalyst

[Neo @neozutd]

This guy was supposed to replace Bruno Fernandes, but we fumbled him because our billionaire owners are cheapskates.

[United Pride @UtdPride]

Wait a minute, so this is why Tottenham spent £85m for Mateus Fernandes? I think this summer will teach a lot of clubs some lessons and Manchester United must take very carefully not to partake in deals like this.

[Neo @neozutd]

posting fake results to hide their pain for conceding 4 goals against Sydney 😭

[Mod @CFCMods]

These are the guys laughing at us 😭

[Neo @neozutd]

Man United 2 games 1 goal conceded

Chelsea 1 game 4 goals conceded

[Neo @neozutd]

@UTDTrey they're shameless 😭😭

[Neo @neozutd]

@CFCMods Cunha scored 3 goals in the World Cup whilst Joao Pedro scored 3 goals against “Western Sydney” 😭😭

[Neo @neozutd]

@CFCMods againts Western Sydney

[Neo @neozutd]

@utdreport @alex_crook this is why our targets always choosing other clubs over us because WTF IS THIS! how are we supposed to compete

[Neo @neozutd]

@PolymarketSport when we win the league this season please also remind us that we are the only club that won the league without a £100m signing

[Neo @neozutd]

Danny Welbeck, Jordan Henderson & Granit Xhaka arriving to the Chelsea training ground

Xabi Alonso out here building a midfield from the 2018 World Cup squad.😭😭

[Neo @neozutd]

@UnitedStandMUFC @bethTmufc @Mordzs_ leave that average player and bid for baleba

[Neo @neozutd]

Clowns and jesters you ruined the Qatar deal, and now you can't spend like the rest of the clubs. Why did you buy the stake, you clown? You wasted a chance for us that may never come again.

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

🚨🗣️ | Steven Railston on #MUFC’s interest in Aurélien Tchouaméni:

“I spoke to a United source on the weekend in Trondheim, and were adamant that a deal is NOT currently realistic due to the cost involved.

“The internal feeling is that if Real Madrid were willing to sell the midfielder, he would NOT be available at a price United could meet.

“Tchouaméni is a DREAM signing for United, and they would absolutely make an offer if they received the right signals from Madrid on the PRICE.”

[@StevenRailston]

[Neo @neozutd]

INEOS after signing Tielemans

[Neo @neozutd]

@UtdFaithfuls I muted "press and hold" now my timeliness is healthy again

[Neo @neozutd]

@FrankEra_ Tchouameni is not all that

[Neo @neozutd]

😭😭

[HARRY™ @Olalekan_000]

Manchester United fans should take it easy. It's only preseason, yet you guys are making so much noise.