Nepenthe

2A, politics, and all things silly

[John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre]

FIFA requires real grass for the World Cup, and pays for it.

Yet, 15 of 32 NFL teams still play on artificial turf.

On turf (vs grass):

Non-contact lower extremity injuries are ~28% higher.
Non-contact knee injuries are ~32% higher.
Non-contact foot/ankle injuries are ~69% higher.
Season-ending surgeries are ~60% higher.
ACL/MCL injuries are ~50% higher.

Meanwhile, Roger Goodell makes $60 million a year and the Seahawks just sold for $9.6 billion.

Picture: Real Madrid's natural grass replacement elevator system.

[Ekstraklasa Trolls @eklasaTrolls]

"Piłka nożna jest fajna wiadomo, ale słyszeliście kiedyś o scjentologii?"

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Pre-2020 was a different world.

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

Rory: “Bryson is performative!”

*throws driver in the water just far enough that he can still get it back.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Let me get this straight, there’s:

SNAP fraud
EBT fraud
Medicaid fraud
Medicare fraud
Home healthcare fraud
Daycare fraud
Medical transportation fraud
Hospice fraud

But we’re supposed to believe there’s absolutely zero election fraud?

[Mikita 👨‍💻 @mikitaposts]

Ironically the mission was actually accomplished

[Keg. @GratefulKeg]

Type of shit Joe Burrow pop out with right before a 3 game losing streak.

[Endymion @EndymionYT]

Robert Pattinson is secretly based, he just can't admit it cause his co-workers are insane people

[Zoe Miller @zoeschimke]

“So, if you had to guess, roughly when do you think you’ll be home from Troy”

[Nepenthe @nepenthe515]

@jjreeves Super fans get all the hot chicks

[bitchuneedsoap @bitchuneedsoap]

I spent time inside a “trans help” group posing as a minor who needed to hide everything from my parents.

The adults in the group did not pause. They did not redirect me to a doctor. They did not suggest telling a parent. They gave me sourcing instructions, supplier links, and workflows for obtaining DIY hormones discreetly.

Adults, coaching a child on how to medically transition behind their parents’ backs.

I will be exposing this network in the coming days.

[W0zza @wozzza_85]

Comedian Leo Kearse said "theres so many Somalians in London it just doesn't feel like Bangladesh anymore" 🤣👌🏻👏🏻

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

I place economy among the first and most important republican virtues, and public debt as the greatest of the dangers to be feared.

Thomas Jefferson, in a letter to William Plumer
July 21, 1816

[Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss]

Whoa can’t believe THE ODYSSEY begins with Matt Damon looking directly into the camera and apologizing for being white.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

I didn’t think The Odyssey was THAT woke except for the part about 45 minutes in where Elizabeth Warren shows up to give a 90 minute lecture about neopronouns.

[Nepenthe @nepenthe515]

@ShortShotTony Brilliant and useless at the same time

[Nepenthe @nepenthe515]

@HeidiBriones @valuetainment It's the kinda ball find abandoned in the grass nearby and you throw it in the horse rotation

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

My boy Odysseus here, he’s wicked smaht

[Foxford Comics @FoxfordComics]

we could have had a period accurate Odyssey, spoken in ancient Greek.