Couch Fortress Furry

fruitless woodland perennial; identify as #TRANSplant. Pronouns: ⚘, ⚜, ☁

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

It's theft 💯

[⏾ 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 ⏾ @BewitchedInk]

When you’re small and spooky but still gotta do taxes 📄

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Study Finds Every Man's Deepest Desire Is A Giant Map With Tanks And Soldiers On It That They Can Push Around With Sticks https://t.co/dHo99VthDW

[Big Serge @witte_sergei]

Trump to explore freezing Nicolas Maduro in carbonite for tasteful display in the Oval Office

[Daddy Warpig @DaddyWarpig]

Waffle House 40,000

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

A turtle that wants his shell polished and gets in the way of cleaning.. 😅

[Couch Fortress Furry @nerd_furry]

@Gryph911 No lie detected.

[SonofLiberty357 @SonofLiberty357]

@libsoftiktok

[Midnight BlΔz≡ @Midnight_Blaze_]

I'm being 100% serious here. There's a kind of guy that if a girl brought him junkyard electric radiator fans that she had researched would fit his hoopty he would instantly see her as serious wife material.

[Midnight BlΔz≡ @Midnight_Blaze_]

Junkyard electric radiator fans.

[Couch Fortress Furry @nerd_furry]

@Puppieslover We all have been there: You! What planet is this?

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

Today my dog had one of those naps where you wake up not knowing what year it is

[Couch Fortress Furry @nerd_furry]

@SerenelyMyself This is BEFORE the socialist takeover. Guess how much the same work will earn after.

[Couch Fortress Furry @nerd_furry]

@Leitiswolf @Talliy Unfortunately.

[🇺🇸 FlooflesNootNoot @Talliy]

This shit keeps happening.

[Couch Fortress Furry @nerd_furry]

@redsteeze Pretty much.