Spicy Nerd House

Nerds in a house who say things

[Spicy Nerd House @nerd_spicy]

“I wonder what kind of packaging the bulk untz comes in?”

[Columbus Library @columbuslibrary]

If we get every single resident of Columbus to get a library card this month we’ll rename our Main Library to Flavortown HQ

[Spicy Nerd House @nerd_spicy]

SAS is the COBOL of my people.

[Spicy Nerd House @nerd_spicy]

Soylent meth is Pokemon!

[Spicy Nerd House @nerd_spicy]

Q posed tonight: “So, is there a Liberty Medical for giant apes?”

[Spicy Nerd House @nerd_spicy]

A cow is either alive or dead; stop being an economist.

[Spicy Nerd House @nerd_spicy]

I’ll make out with one of the cilantros. The other one just gets to watch.

[Spicy Nerd House @nerd_spicy]

I’m being gaslit by the refrigerator.

[Spicy Nerd House @nerd_spicy]

That is the habanero that started grad school at 19. Know what it wins? It gets eaten and pooped out like everyone else.

[Spicy Nerd House @nerd_spicy]

“Handball looks like it would be terrible to play as a reverse centaur.”

[Spicy Nerd House @nerd_spicy]

Followed up with: “I’m cutting us off at 1 o’clock.” Oh yeah, always exciting here at the spicy nerd house.

[Spicy Nerd House @nerd_spicy]

“This is the time of night where I rinse the tomatillos in the bathroom.”

[Spicy Nerd House @nerd_spicy]

I hate 10" log. There's just all this space around I don't know what to do with.

[Spicy Nerd House @nerd_spicy]

Oh, look, your insomnias passes in the night. How cute.

[Spicy Nerd House @nerd_spicy]

Fuck your social construct of adulthood; I'm out!

[Spicy Nerd House @nerd_spicy]

I'm still pretty salty about how much Foucault gas lighting I had to endure.

[Spicy Nerd House @nerd_spicy]

Ball on a stick or ball on a string?

[Spicy Nerd House @nerd_spicy]

I'm feeling femme in a bear kind of way.

[Spicy Nerd House @nerd_spicy]

“Be the leather daddy with their ass hanging out you wish to see in the world.”