David Greer

Learning to be a glass half full kind of guy. Just your average posi/pensive/pseudo-intellectual underachiever. I dig music.

[Fucker Carlson @AleksyDaSexy]

@Gryffix @GailSimone Can we change "flew too close to the sun" to "dove too close to the Titanic?"

Maybe for just a couple weeks to see how it feels?

[EbonyWarriorStudios ☭ Supports Free Palestine🇵🇸 @EbonyWarriorX]

Months of work and may finally present to you, Gandalf the Grey. Representation Matters. Photos by Stone Ray-Peacock @WetaWorkshop #LordOfTheRings #cosplay #sfxmakeup

[David Greer @nerdebynature]

Best ways to consume soda:
1) McDonald's fountain
2) ice cold can
3) chilled cup with ice
4) glass bottle
5) plastic bottle

[David Greer @nerdebynature]

Overnight Dave drank Javy Coffee concentrate mixed into iced coffee and now I can see god and taste my heartbeat. Both are more purple than previously anticipated.

[David Greer @nerdebynature]

I ate McDonald's twice this week.
My phone decided that means I'm interested in McDonald's and gives me this suggestion:

[David Greer @nerdebynature]

@TheFamine For a split second I didn't see the "beaten" and wondered what the hell she did to deserve such anger from Famine!

[David Greer @nerdebynature]

I'm constantly getting bombarded by Twitter notifications about political things that might be happening. Sources say that so and so strongly believes that this thing will happen. I don't mind news updates but I would like them to be things that did in fact occur.

[David Greer @nerdebynature]

There's something kind of sad and ironic that I've been watching live recordings on a YouTube channel called "post rock will never die" that hasn't uploaded a new video in almost 4 years.

[David Greer @nerdebynature]

I'm not on Twitter that much, but apparently now it doesn't even show you the connection for the random people's tweets in your feed?

[David Greer @nerdebynature]

@CarolineKeroack @shanetold @WWE I feel like clicking delete all would crash the system 💾, or free up more storage for half the world!

[David Greer @nerdebynature]

Now, my old man opinion doesn't really matter on this subject, but pop-punk is what got me playing music way back when and the energy of this album will definitely do the same for another generation.

[David Greer @nerdebynature]

Finally had a minute to check out @MMATAband 's full length and I absolutely love it. Best pop punk album I've heard in ages (and there have been some good ones the past couple years!)

[David Greer @nerdebynature]

You ever type your password in the username spot and realize how ridiculous that stuff looks when it's not just ⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫

[David Greer @nerdebynature]

@harlikane Behold the Metatron!

[David Greer @nerdebynature]

It really sucks to have to say "what did you say? I couldn't hear you" all the time but also try to explain that the sound of that one light bulb is driving me insane.

[David Greer @nerdebynature]

@tolkienaboutpod I'm no Tolkien scholar, but an enthusiast slowly working through the History of Middle Earth series, I find comfort in the fact that he was constantly changing the story, and almost everything he wrote he questioned at times, even the cosmos of middle earth

[James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak]

Wow. The Venture Bros. pilot first aired 20 years ago, February 16, 2003. What a long, strange, scientastic trip it's been.

[David Greer @nerdebynature]

overnight Dave hasn't had much excitement to report, but I'm trying to figure out which is more unhinged:
a customer complaining about empty shelves AND complaining about the number of people actively sticking shelves
OR
Another worker saying they drink coffee creamer regularly

[David Greer @nerdebynature]

@MySquidwardLife Nothing like being singled out during sensitivity training 🤦‍♂️ I obv don't know anything about your work place so hopefully your tweet was more humorous than stressful!