Today I took Jarod's car to Walmart to get the tires rotated and balanced. The guy at the counter looks at me and says, "You know if you don't get your tires balanced it'll ruin them."
No shit...why do you think I'm here????🙄
Me-*napping peacefully*
Mom-"Dakotah. Dakotah. DAKOTAH!"
Me-"What?"
Mom-"I just wanted to let you know that the home health lady is coming."
Me-"Okay, and did you want me to be awake?"
Mom-"No. I just didn't want to disturb you"
😑😑😑
Today a fifth grader said he had a question. He said, "You look like my aunt." I said, "That's a statement not a question. Is that a good thing I look like your aunt?" This kid popped off and said "No"☹️😑😑