Exfoliated Idiot

A cinderblock in a wig. Former Australian. Reluctant Londoner. Ad creative.

[Exfoliated Idiot @nerdfish]

'HATS'

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In less than two business days I get to leave my family for 3 nights to go to a wedding. There'll be new people and small talk, two of, hand over my fucking heart, my FAVOURITE THINGS, and I'm staying in a hotel with a sauna. I am OVERJOYED

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@marrowing My kids will eat basically any vegetable if it's in Golden Curry and also so will I

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The best thing about being on video meetings constantly is watching your face slowly age like the picture of Dorian Gray

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@aishamadeit Benadryl hat man ah film

[Christopher @molochofficial]

looked up the guy who Steinbeck was going on all those "fishing trips" with around the time of his divorce and --

[Exfoliated Idiot @nerdfish]

Oh man fuuuuuuuck this

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An immigrant rite of passage is having to interact with your home country government and Feeling Things when you see the gov't coat of arms and branding.

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I've been back in the gym the last few months staging a muscle mommy comeback. My listening material of choice? THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES. Pretty sure the RAADS-R is not needed at this point, folks, that's peak autistic behavior.

[Exfoliated Idiot @nerdfish]

Why is Grok?

[Hayley McMahon, MSPH, CPH @McMisoprostol]

Took my ADHD meds and drank a large iced coffee to try to knock out the introduction and methods section of this manuscript and instead just came out of a 90 minute adderall hyperfocus trance where I was in Canva creating a UFO-themed abortion sticker

[Exfoliated Idiot @nerdfish]

Man non-preferential voting feels so off the books. What do u mean I just put an 'x' on this poorly printed paper?

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The one that brings my husband and I together are straught ahead action movies. We watched 'Heat' together was induced with my youngest. 'Roadhouse' has us by the pubes.

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Conor McGregor is fr giving Nic Cage energy in 'Roadhouse.'

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Not allowed out of Denmark Hill station due to a police incident. No one is allowed in either. Totally baffling?! #southlondon #denmarkhill

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@zoescaman That pressure came despite the fact that I had worsening hypertension that actually resulted in hospital admissions to manage.

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@zoescaman Honestly, I think if your gut is telling you an elective c-section is right you need to listen to it. I actually had an elective section planned with my second - but was so intensely pressured by doctors and midwives to 'try' a vaginal birth that I backed out at the last minute

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@robynhfrost @zoescaman It happened to me. I was offered a dream role in mat leave and had to basically empty my savings to take it.

[Exfoliated Idiot @nerdfish]

@aishamadeit THIIIIIIIIIS. Have a bookmarking system. Learn to love spreadsheets. Actually organise your TikTok saves.

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

A SUCCULENT JAPANESE MEAL??? THIS IS SHOGUNATE MANIFEST!