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Conservative media is going to be my villain origin story.

(she/her)

BrandyJones over at bluey

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My book 'Love Nor Money' is now available for pre-order!

https://t.co/WoQi2ttR65

Maya is a simple woman with a simple life. Yeah, she might be technically homeless right now but that's temporary. And maybe she has some family problems but who doesn’t. 1/4

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@GastronautsShow Vis a vis s'mores - The trick to not having marshmallow explode out is to break the top graham cracker into quarters.

It's the pressure from the cracker that's your problem, if you pre-break it then you've basically made it into four bites.

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@elaws8888 @JobCreatorsUSA Not according to the IRS the lower middle class received the most benefits

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@yourewrongabout I'm an amateur historian about it but could recommend several books and court documents about the incident

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@yourewrongabout Episode Suggestion: the Indianapolis

Best known from Quinn's speech in Jaws, the actual story is one of bureaucratic incompetence, absolutely jaw dropping heroism, and the only naval commander in US history to be court-martialed for his ship being sunk

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.@WilliamsSonoma HOW DID YOU MISS THE PEPPERMINT BARK JOKE???

I am so disappointed. I was ready to buy 14 of them because I thought it was so funny.

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I'm wearing these leggings and did my nails.

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THERE ARE SO MANY WOMEN WEARING PINK AT THE THEATER FOR #BarbieTheMovie

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Including three women in pink hijabs!

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I made a tumblr post about the SAG-AFTRA strike that is currently gaining 100 notes a minute. A MINUTE. I have so many regrets.

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@GaySpaceLizard Sadface

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@GaySpaceLizard Got a spare invite? Over been wanting to move

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Last night at about 3am I woke up and was on the other side of the bed than I usually sleep and completely on top of the covers. I have no idea what happened.

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Dad: These are some big ol' beans.
Me: I think they're pronounced "pinto."

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He walked past the first five bottles with a confused look on his face before he got it.

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Me *running into the living room*: Dad! There's a trail of water coming from the laundry room!

The laundry room:

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I made my shoes into comic shoes.

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I asked an AI to rewrite the Constitution and take out anything that was put in just because of slavery.

It left in the Three-Fifth compromise.

So if you were wondering how smart AI was... Well...

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I'd be willing to bet the only thing airtight about that Oceangate expedition was their liability shield.

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@psaffo

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@nameshiv I saw someone mention that a decaying body in a closed space would actually use up even more oxygen.

So they would also have to eat him.