Nerdi2005

(She/Her) I love the Sims, Marvel Movies (and Shows), the Vampire Diaries Universe, and the mortal instruments (The movie, the show, and the six books)

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

The way neurotypicals can just decide to do something and then immediately do it. No 3-hour mental loading screen, no negotiating with themselves, no opening 17 tabs first. Yeah that’s it.

[🫧 @Pure_naturess]

the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow.

[MoxieMils @MoxieMils]

Happy Pride Month

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

Depression can make you feel embarrassed to exist which makes you not want to leave your house or be perceived

[Gay Breakfast @GayBreakfast]

happy *quiet, chill* pride

[Ace @_Lunerim_]

Me when i have to get up early for work in the morning:

[Bennie🕊️ @Bennieeexyz]

A customer at the library asked me a question I wasn't prepared for.

Customer: Excuse me.

Customer: Why does this machine require flesh?

Me: ...what?

Customer: This machine.

Customer: I am touching it, but it does not work.

Customer: Is because... flesh?

At this point I was trying very hard to figure out whether I had accidentally wandered into a horror movie.

Then she held up her hands.

She was wearing gloves.

Me: Oh!

Me: The touchscreen.

Me: Right.

Me: Yeah, it probably can't detect your fingers through the gloves.

Customer: Ah.

Customer: Okay.

Customer: Sorry to bother.

Me: No, no.

Me: That's the best thing I've heard all week.

She laughed.

The machine worked.

And I thought that was the end of it.

It was not.

Now whenever one of our library computers stops working, someone inevitably says:

Staff: It requires flesh.

Staff: The machine must be fed.

Another staff member: Who's volunteering?

So thanks to one perfectly innocent question, our library now sounds like a cult every time the self-checkout freezes.

[sim @douwuata]

a lot of tips for executive dysfunction are like “pretend the hat man is pointing a gun at you” “put your clock 15 minutes ahead”and i don’t understand how are these tricks supposed to work because maybe i’m simply too.. aware?

[Sam Thorne @Strippin]

Doc gave me a vitamin D injection cos I had 'dangerously low Vitamin D levels' in my blood and I feel like I could fight godzilla you mother fuckers have had this much energy this whole time????

[n but gayer this month @thintechgodhead]

there’s a flavor of blue ice cream in germany just called “smurf ice cream” and every time i ask someone what actual flavor it is they’re like idk man it’s blue. it tastes like blue

[jelliefish 🪼 in da pitt | 💀🧼🚬🧢 @high_beems]

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