BATMAN

[BATMAN @nerdian]

#hercules ahhhh #disney got us again.

[BATMAN @nerdian]

Romantic comedies have ruined my reality on how life is suppose to work
#romance #romanticcomedies

[BATMAN @nerdian]

I'm sorry I'm out of shits to give

[BATMAN @nerdian]

I swear guys can be so ungrateful sometimes I make him breakfast in bed and he's all "how did you get in my house!?!"

[BATMAN @nerdian]

I'm a theatre major which means I talk to loud and will about 90% of the time embarrass you
The other 10% is when I'm sleeping

[BATMAN @nerdian]

I gonna level with you I have no idea how to break dance...
So lets twerk it out.
#badideas

[BATMAN @nerdian]

That moment where your teacher says pair up and you make awkward intense I contact with your friend
Like shit just got real.

[BATMAN @nerdian]

If I had the power to be invisible I feel like I would only use it for boring things like being able to walk around my house naked and eat.

[BATMAN @nerdian]

Pretending to be a pregnant teens in a religion book store shall get the yelled at
-Hezikiah 1:78
From the bible

Just one of those days

[BATMAN @nerdian]

NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BATMAN