Jokes

What's the definition of a nerd?
Someone who owns his own alto clarinet.

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This Is Why Women Live Longer Than Men:D These guys are all probably dead. (Not really dead)... https://t.co/qb7vFWpHIW

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Blonde or Brunette? These Celeb Reversals will definitely change your mind. #2 is really shocking! https://t.co/n27Koa8LxN

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Criminal Sketch Artists Who Absolutely Nailed It! Actually these sketches look more real than the actual photos. https://t.co/bW7ACvQYQm

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Ever got drunk and texted mom fantasies about GF? Friend don't let friends text drunk; hilarious text fails! https://t.co/vEX7tNaAZV

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Ever wonder why there's not 'an app for that'? Here are some controversial apps banned by Apple. https://t.co/KfAy4Evlx1

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ghost hunters: can you communicate with us

*door creeks*

ghost hunters: oh so your name is william

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parents: why don't you come socialize with the family?
me:*sits with family*
me:*gets insulted by entire family*
me:*goes back to bedroom*

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Divorce is never funny, until it is. Here are some of the most pathetic divorce FAILS in the world https://t.co/Fk0F1y4k2D

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my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

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person: so what music are you into?
me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation

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I'm so mentally/emotionally done with school yet I don't want school to be over with because I don't wanna grow up does that even make sense

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don't text me first if you're not going to keep the damn conversation going

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*blocks you in person*

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Think tattoos have to be bold and dark? Think again! Check out these stunning white ink tats! https://t.co/KPKkgNf2CX

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ITS SO UNFAIR WHEN YOU LOVE SINGING BUT YOU WERENT BORN WITH A GOOD VOICE

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sometimes i get frustrated because u cant put numbers in caps

12

am I screaming?

you’ll never know

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"money cant buy happiness" i think you’re using money wrong

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there are hannah montana lyrics for whatever life throws at you

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Yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

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Have you ever been dumped for a dumb reason? Here are some terrible ones. Read and don't be that guy/girl. https://t.co/nK9W5JtOUx