ÐĀÐ⁷⁷

higher than eagles titties 🤷🏼

[ÐĀÐ⁷⁷ @nerdlikejordan]

you think say if beast no guide beauty for day with am 😒

[mojied @mojiedayo]

nobody dey faithful again, just date person wey get sense make you no lose on both sides.

[ÐĀÐ⁷⁷ @nerdlikejordan]

you go con see ‘paid’ or ‘sent’

[𝓉𝑜𝓅𝒷𝑜𝓎 @47roninveil]

pov: ‘hold chief, confirmed, send azza’

[Lucas👽 @Dapsondonttrip_]

I jam popo for there now now, nothing happen.

[Blessed😈 @Blessedonx1]

Snapchat babes whenever they want to buy something new

[ilence @Hilenceee]

Idc if we’ve only been talking for 10 minutes, I’m already in love with you.

[Daily Dutch Masters 🎨 @Goudriaan2]

The Hermit
Gerrit Dou, 1670

[TYU @whoistysean]

Your biggest opponent is you on a lazy day.

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

You’re an ingrate!! wtf

[✧ @whotfisDuke]

when she got her own vision but still gon’ ride with yours? marry her.

[$$$ @fwedesignerx]

Girlfriend wey no get money nah pocket toto

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

😭😭😭😭

[🍂🪖 @efedontfwx]

blew smoke on a flower and it bloomed

safe to say i kpollinated it

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

What if I’m actually attractive, and girls think I’m out of their league?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

the guilt of being the son who loves his family but breathes easier when he's far away

[$$$ @fwedesignerx]

As you don collect salary, one babe wey dey sleep all the times you dey work, don calculate how she go take bill you and if you no send am, you be broke man😂💔

[Greg fourtwenty🥦 @broccoliboygreg]

Nobody

NDLEA:

[$$$ @fwedesignerx]

Fix your life o, before them talk say nah igbo spoil am!

[$$$ @fwedesignerx]

Giver dey hustle
Reciever dey watch love island

[Ebus @Ebusmoney001]

Before babe go gaslight you, she go don see say you no get levels
Forget women can pretend but they love men that have self confidence, you need that aura of a pride and self confidence as a man to pull them to yourself