Amanda Nichols

I love to laugh at everything especially myself. Cancer survivor and scape goat extraordinaire

[Amanda Nichols @nerdmAJor]

Dear @PlayStation,
your chat support wait time is not 10-20 minutes. It's been over an hour. FFS my dudes. Get it together.

[Amanda Nichols @nerdmAJor]

#NewProfilePic

[Amanda Nichols @nerdmAJor]

@FrontierCorp I did try however my father, who was driving, had passed him as quickly as he could bc the driver kept driving over the lines of his lane, and I didn’t have my phone out fast enough. Hence why I tried to be as precise as possible with our whereabouts when it happened.

[Amanda Nichols @nerdmAJor]

Hey, @FrontierCorp! Since every number I’ve called is “sales” I’ll just reach out here. Ur tech driving ur company van on Hwy17/92 going E towards Hwy27 in FL 15mins ago, should be told that texting and driving is against the law, super dangerous,& potentially expensive for you.

[Amanda Nichols @nerdmAJor]

Dear Mr .@RealHughJackman,
My 3 yo nephew is kind of your littlest biggest fan. And a born showman if I may say so. He lives for The .@GreatestShowman. ❤️

[Amanda Nichols @nerdmAJor]

When are .@TheIncredibles going to figure out that Bernie Kropp is the real super villain? A teacher in the 1960’s with a video camera that runs on VHS? Who’s the real evil genius here? He’s going to rid the world of super heroes one letter grade at a time....

[Amanda Nichols @nerdmAJor]

More like why’s this dog look like he’s about to spend the next hour busting myths. #MythBusted

[Amanda Nichols @nerdmAJor]

RIP to my fave horde hub
💔Undercity #BFA #NoHonorNoPauldrons #NotMyWarchief #WorldofWarcraft

[Amanda Nichols @nerdmAJor]

I just earned the [Shave and a Haircut] Achievement! The most important achievemnt in the game, really. #Warcraft

[Blizzard CS - The Americas @BlizzardCS]

⚠️ [#Warcraft] We're still seeing players encountering disconnecting issues, so we're continuing to address these. For those able to get in, the Character Not Found and missing character details here should help. Apologies for the frustration, all. https://t.co/lGWkeJ8TEo

[Amanda Nichols @nerdmAJor]

Every Sephora shopper’s addiction is measured by his/her perfume sample collection. #perfumeconnoisseur #MakeupAddict #Sephora

[Amanda Nichols @nerdmAJor]

@LiveHavoc @fentybeauty The description is the best part. “Restores loving energy”.... now that HAS to be some solid science. #eyeroll #ThatsNotHowAnyOfThisWorks

[Amanda Nichols @nerdmAJor]

Sephora execs have lost their damn minds. Don’t they know how much .@fentybeauty body lava I could buy with that?! Lol Get it first?? And on a damn comb! #smh #getitnever

[Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard]

Me: Spends over $200 on shit my kids need without batting an eye. Feels like the Mom of the Year.

Also me: Spends over $200 on shit I desperately need. Has immediate remorse. Cries for twenty minutes. Feels like the Worst Mom Ever.

[Amanda Nichols @nerdmAJor]

.@weatherchannel These branches went from 7-10 feet in the air and are now inches to 1 1/2 ft off the ground in minutes. You guys I walk under these branches to get to my car. Now a small dog couldn’t walk under them. That’s how much water is raining down on them.

[Amanda Nichols @nerdmAJor]

#lovemydad #daddyslittlegirl #happybirthdaypappa

[Amanda Nichols @nerdmAJor]

#unsolicited

[Amanda Nichols @nerdmAJor]

@se4realhinton

[Amanda Nichols @nerdmAJor]

My state, everyone. The stereotypes are all very accurate. #backwardsAF https://t.co/gkcn7x1eqr

[WLOX @WLOX]

State offices closed Monday, April 30 for Confederate Memorial Day https://t.co/VlmrXI8dT4

[Amanda Nichols @nerdmAJor]

This sweets wrapper gives me the sneaky suspicion that Chef Gaston Gourmand is at it again... #WildKratts #wordchoicematters