Nerd Merit Badges

...is:Randy Schmidt (@r38y, ^RS), and John Young (@tikaro, ^JY)

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@IanCharnas Hi Ian! I’m just back from the beach, and I was pretty sure I _had_ shipped. I will double-check in the morning, and if there is any uncertainty I will put one in the priority mail to you! Stay tuned...

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Back when BTC was $6 USD, we made 50 Bitcoin Badges and sold most of them for 1BTC each. (We cashed in the resulting BTC long ago.) I like watching the “value” of our unsold stock fluctuate wildly. The “stock” box has gone from $80K to $40K in the past month!

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@colindean I sent you two NERD coins! You’ll never have to waste any angst checking their value, because they’ll always be worth exactly zero. They’re like the platinum kilograms in Paris.

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@the_kenny @borismagocsi I’ll give you a NERD coin for free, though — it’s regret-proof because it’ll never be worth anything!

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@the_kenny @borismagocsi Can you TELL me you want your bitcoin back? Absolutely! Do I still have it? Sadly, no. I sold it back in the heady days of a hundred bucks :)

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@momomoto That counts! Send me your payment address on https://t.co/Akp9u2cMIv !

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@warrbo @wavesplatform I sent you the very first NERD coin! If it doubles in value tomorrow, it’ll still be worth nothing — so it’s regret-proof! :)

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@warrbo Send me your @wavesplatform address and I’ll send you a NERD coin to soften the blow! Who knows how valuable it could be someday? (I have a pretty good idea: not much)

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@momomoto Sure! WAIT NO I MEANT TO SAY NO.

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You can at me on twitter, or send your picture to [email protected]. Got questions, like "What can I do with my NERD coins?" Well, the answer to that "Boy, you got me!"

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If you send me a picture of you with your nerd merit badge and your https://t.co/6pPHWj2jL1 payment address, I will totally send you a NERD coin! Also: one NERD coin for every badge sold!

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I issued a NERD MERIT BADGE cryptocurrency, because why not? I generated 3,215 NERD coins for the 3,215 orders that have been placed through our online store. They are on the WAVES platform: https://t.co/terZZoAyIf

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@the_kenny I’d announce our buyback program, but I spent those BTC long ago!

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Pre-order the "LEAD DEV" prefect pin: https://t.co/eiIpEuEe3W - like the "Head Boy/Girl" pins, both a badge of honor and a target for abuse.

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A Shopify experiment: enter discount code LAGNIAPPE to get 20% off your order, today only: https://t.co/lOcw1Of7qy

[Angel @delagoya]

Regular Expressions – Nerd Merit Badge. Literally every bioinformatics person deserves one. https://t.co/oqwtSSK7Sf

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@jjokerman sorry, I didn't see these. Thanks!

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@joestump ohhhh, cool! We get "stitch outs" http://t.co/vOMqvjaoLA

As a homeowner "mould fee" means something completely different.

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@mogrith nice!

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@noxymo How's that going?