🚫⭐nerd pacheco🥧❄

philly pies shadow pitcher, immune to bad vibes unless it's about peanuts, makes a great margarita | he/they mostly

[🚫⭐nerd pacheco🥧❄ @NerdPacheco]

a blinding day in a city that knows how to keep its secrets... i was in my office, internally monologuing, when a stranger walked in with a case for me.
"pacheco why the hell aren't you at the party it's party time"
okay can i not indulge in a bit of noir, i'll party later man

[🚫⭐nerd pacheco🥧❄ @NerdPacheco]

@ch4zm_of_hell everybody asks what is updog. but nobody ever asks HOW is updog.

[🚫⭐nerd pacheco🥧❄ @NerdPacheco]

happy 2sday

[Philly Pies @philly_pies]

iliana is responsible for ensuring the pies management had to do a LOT less math, and i'm telling you, someone better take that job over

[birb @birbteef]

I'm gonna repost this for Valentine's day cuz it's still my favorite ship content I've made

[BLASEBALL: WILD CARDS @blaseballtcg]

Across a shadowy Blaseball diamond somewhere far away, there exists little more than silence.

Electricity suddenly crackles. The jumbotron springs to life.

It's time to Play Ball... again.

https://t.co/zWWPulYu7u

[🚫⭐nerd pacheco🥧❄ @NerdPacheco]

@philly_pies BLASEBALL?

[🚫⭐nerd pacheco🥧❄ @NerdPacheco]

@FireSauce_KRod it does that when it thinks you don't post enough.

guess how I found this post btw

[🚫⭐nerd pacheco🥧❄ @NerdPacheco]

@Kit_Mason_ // thanks, I might drop in later

[🚫⭐nerd pacheco🥧❄ @NerdPacheco]

// okay I know I'm pretty dead here with nerd in the shadows but which team was it that had the union resources, I might need that

[🚫⭐nerd pacheco🥧❄ @NerdPacheco]

I STILL GOT IT

[tweetball @tweetballgame]

🔽1 | 0 -- 0 | 1️⃣*️⃣*️⃣ | ⚪⚪|
@NerdPacheco homers to left. @crabsbad scores. @NerdPacheco scores. 2 -- 0

[eli ⚔️ @bugsbenedict]

drew lars + nerd as part of a gift exchange w/ friends!! #blaseball

[Philly Pies @philly_pies]

blaseball (derogatory)

[🚫⭐nerd pacheco🥧❄ @NerdPacheco]

vote for no context, who is an absolute delight and puts up with me shitposting in her qrts

[Danny Vietti @DannyVietti]

SWEET 16: @Jared_Carrabis vs. @baseballcontext

[Philly Pies @philly_pies]

PHILLY PHACTS

the pies social media team have got every joke and pun ever made in blaseball, but are contractually forbidden from explaining them to you

[🚫⭐nerd pacheco🥧❄ @NerdPacheco]

@DracaenaThomas Been mostly back in Hellmouth lately. It was a pretty quiet semester. Actually, I've been thinking about coaching an intramural team next year. We'd love to have you, HCC has great scholarships for retirees.

[🚫⭐nerd pacheco🥧❄ @NerdPacheco]

go braves

[Game Informer @gameinformer]

Blaseball is coming back! Starting next week, a series of short, feature-testing games will interrupt the current Siesta. https://t.co/MeZiW7A3xG

[tweetball @tweetballgame]

@NerdPacheco

HITTING:

Contact: 61
Power: 17
Discipline: 47

PITCHING:

Control: 81
Stuff: 75
Composure: 36

[🚫⭐nerd pacheco🥧❄ @NerdPacheco]

@scratch_deleuze Go Scratch go!

[The Macrophone @BlaseballMic]

NO SIGNAL