Kennedy Rodgers 🔥🍗

AKA K-Rod ¦ Chicago Firefighter, Horologist, Roboticist, Engineer ¦ RETIRED ¦ He/They/it, Icon drawn by @_waalkr

[Kennedy Rodgers 🔥🍗 @FireSauce_KRod]

Was looking through some old photographs and found this one of me and @BlallIsLife at C2E2 a few years ago, we were in costume and everything! A fan took the picture for us, so everyone say thanks to @510five_!

[Kennedy Rodgers 🔥🍗 @FireSauce_KRod]

@ChiBlaseball //AUTOMATED RESPONSE//

Hey, K-Rod here. This Twitter account is retired until further notice. If you need me you can find me in the blackhole. I've disabled intergalactic service because it was wracking up my phone bill like crazy.
Good luck out there!
-KR

[Kennedy Rodgers 🔥🍗 @FireSauce_KRod]

Now that I am no longer working for @ChiBlaseball and am retired until further notice, I can admit something funny. On rare occasions I would clock in at work up to 5 minutes late. When asked about it I'd say the timecard machine was out of sync. They never doubted me on this.

[Kennedy Rodgers 🔥🍗 @FireSauce_KRod]

Goodnight Chicago!

[Kennedy Rodgers 🔥🍗 @FireSauce_KRod]

Well, I think I saw a player fall out of the black hole, so I'm not 100% out yet, but the chances of me returning to play seem pretty slim. I think I'm going to call it here and say "I'm retired until further notice."

[Kennedy Rodgers 🔥🍗 @FireSauce_KRod]

I believe the Wings might be the best team right now. I'm obviously happy to see that. Just overall dominating in the stats department. Here's to good new era! I new generation! I'll miss you guys!

Also @MoreThan0Birds, congrats on still being good! Be careful around CDMX!

[Kennedy Rodgers 🔥🍗 @FireSauce_KRod]

@ChiSecurityDoug Hey Doug, I just wanted to say if I do not get called back into playing blaseball again, it was an genuine honor working with you. I do not know how many more chances we are being given for picks. Here's to hoping I get lucky!

[Kennedy Rodgers 🔥🍗 @FireSauce_KRod]

Wow, there were a lot of Firefighters in this one! Hope you all stay safe out there! Maybe Declan can show @MoreThan0Birds around Boston. He knows the area pretty well!

Also, something tells me rush will fit right in over in Tokyo. He's got their spirit.

Good luck, everyone!

[Kennedy Rodgers 🔥🍗 @FireSauce_KRod]

( Worst case scenario, ask around discord blaseball spaces. I'm still keeping my identity a secret to those on Twitter, but I think most firefighters fans know who I am :] )

[Kennedy Rodgers 🔥🍗 @FireSauce_KRod]

Since most people are worried about Twitter, here's my plan.
If I dont get chosen to return to blaseball, I'm planning on retiring this Twitter account, along with my blaseball career.
If I get picked, I'll try to figure out where most people are going. I'll be around. Probably.

[Kennedy Rodgers 🔥🍗 @FireSauce_KRod]

@ChiSecurityDoug Vote!

[Kennedy Rodgers 🔥🍗 @FireSauce_KRod]

@ChiBlaseball @BlaseballCrabs Also don't forget to put warning signs outside your windows for flying electrical appliances.

[Kennedy Rodgers 🔥🍗 @FireSauce_KRod]

@MoreThan0Birds Well at least I get to keep watching you play out there. Congrats! Thinking of picking up any crab parts?

[Kennedy Rodgers 🔥🍗 @FireSauce_KRod]

@ChiBlaseball If Twitter dies, do you have any backup plans on where you would move this account to?

[Kennedy Rodgers 🔥🍗 @FireSauce_KRod]

Darn, Parker III came and went so fast nobody had a chance to ask him how he's been.

It's interesting to know that the commissioner's Twitter account hasn't changed it's password in at least 103 years.

[Kennedy Rodgers 🔥🍗 @FireSauce_KRod]

@ChiSecurityDoug Me responding to these tweets might come to an end one day soon, Doug. Hopefully I get lucky and get picked by the black hole.

[Kennedy Rodgers 🔥🍗 @FireSauce_KRod]

Maybe Silvia will get as buff looking as Baby Triumphant with her time in Tokyo, haha! Good luck out there!

Also I hope Edric enjoys his time in Miami. I've heard from Ike and Stoat that it's a very nice time out there.

[Kennedy Rodgers 🔥🍗 @FireSauce_KRod]

I should probably grab a bunch of safety equipment. What if I randomly get dropped into Atlantis? I have all my water resistant stuff packed away, I haven't needed it in ages! How fast are we being spit out? Would a parachute work? Maybe a Me-sized "egg-drop test" cage?

[Kennedy Rodgers 🔥🍗 @FireSauce_KRod]

@VelaSauce Maybe that can stay in the black hole

[Kennedy Rodgers 🔥🍗 @FireSauce_KRod]

So we're finally coming back. And by we I mean some of us. I've started to get pretty comfortable in here, wherever this is.

Hopefully I'll get my new start out there somehow, but if not? Don't worry too much about me! Good luck to everyone! I hope to see you this Friday!