When you get that feeling like you have to take a piss and you’re home alone and know the bathroom is unoccupied you know “Ur-ine” for an appallingly under appreciated moment, a nice painless steady flow, that relief, that sound, magnificent
Dude
I’m in an elevator
And there are no buttons
But I was told I was going to the top
And it keeps stopping at every floor
And the door opens
And nobody is there
And I just keep going up
Safe to say I’m getting higher by the second……..cheeeeesh
“Ed Shee-ran” (away from me cause I’m so ugly until I got rich playing guitar and singing dumb love songs nonstop masking my micro penis) ……is annoyingly good at making catchy music I can’t un-hear and sadly listen to from time to time on my own, loathe myself in those moments
@Apple it’s 2022, can we please have an option to schedule texts to be sent out, for example, you can send “happy birthday aunt mary!!” Texts 2 be sent every year at 1pm, or late at night program a “hey boss I just threw up twice” text to send at 7:30 am while you’re fast asleep
@Pringles hear me out, alternate can, classic flavor, From after thanksgiving to New Years put a black line through the “P” and replace it w/ a “K” (Kringles) Put a Santa hat over the smiley face guy, alternate the colors of the chips, I want this in my stocking in 2022, thank u
Why isn’t there a button on the back of the tv to press when the remote goes missing for the remote to start beeping??? It’s 2022 what are we doing @Sony@LGUS@SamsungTV@VIZIO
Why was it only this week that I finally with 100% certainty knew that being a coal miner means you are a BLUE collar worker and a lawyer is a WHITE collar job…… we all kind of had to figure out which color meant which on our own 😅