Nerds Rope

Direct result of “nerds rope”……… only tweeting after taking edibles…… you’re welcome/ or I’m sorry/ one or the other

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@ImWithTheSlaps I DOOOOO

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“They call me Rob”
“Ur-so they say”

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Anyone, can re-invent themselves, at any point, forever……. Re-read that

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Lol

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Who is old enough to remember using walkie talkies between cars on road trips?? #GoodOldDays

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We all have the ability to create nothing, but nobody has the ability to create anything

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When you get that feeling like you have to take a piss and you’re home alone and know the bathroom is unoccupied you know “Ur-ine” for an appallingly under appreciated moment, a nice painless steady flow, that relief, that sound, magnificent

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Wisdom is the harmony of the universe

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Dude
I’m in an elevator
And there are no buttons
But I was told I was going to the top
And it keeps stopping at every floor
And the door opens
And nobody is there
And I just keep going up
Safe to say I’m getting higher by the second……..cheeeeesh

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“Ed Shee-ran” (away from me cause I’m so ugly until I got rich playing guitar and singing dumb love songs nonstop masking my micro penis) ……is annoyingly good at making catchy music I can’t un-hear and sadly listen to from time to time on my own, loathe myself in those moments

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@Apple it’s 2022, can we please have an option to schedule texts to be sent out, for example, you can send “happy birthday aunt mary!!” Texts 2 be sent every year at 1pm, or late at night program a “hey boss I just threw up twice” text to send at 7:30 am while you’re fast asleep

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@Pringles hear me out, alternate can, classic flavor, From after thanksgiving to New Years put a black line through the “P” and replace it w/ a “K” (Kringles) Put a Santa hat over the smiley face guy, alternate the colors of the chips, I want this in my stocking in 2022, thank u

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Why isn’t there a button on the back of the tv to press when the remote goes missing for the remote to start beeping??? It’s 2022 what are we doing @Sony @LGUS @SamsungTV @VIZIO

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Why was it only this week that I finally with 100% certainty knew that being a coal miner means you are a BLUE collar worker and a lawyer is a WHITE collar job…… we all kind of had to figure out which color meant which on our own 😅

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“Life, it’s not for everyone”

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“Life, I just want to be alive long enough to live it”