book dragon (not a worm)

They/them | 24 | graphic design student

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Exactly!

[파이 @pie_shrimp]

전하 운전 잘하겠지 #TGCF

[grelin @grelinoquinho]

lan disciple: could you take this to shizui-xiong? Grandmaster lan will kill me if i'm late.

me: of course! But it seems strange to me that you don't give it to him when it's right there.

lan disciple: but that's lan jingyi, the other chief disciple.

me:

me: ARE THERE TWO?

[Lansiya❣️ @princeofgusu]

lan wangji's daughter's teacher gently suggested that he use her given name more often at home.
apparently she had been signing every worksheet, drawing, and assignment as "dumpling"🥺
when asked why, she looked confused and said, "because that's my name?"

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

the way the parents are mogging with that eyeliner lipstick and pose while their chopped baby is just there is killing me

[🦂 @sloungerie]

“with all the coke in the world, why is your nose in my business” wise words from my 50 year old gay coworker

[luna ✗✗✗ @_ignorant_slut]

ex as in zero commitment non strings attached long distance situashionship🥲

[book dragon (not a worm) @nerdsonlyfools]

@Shuravf90 @moonlitmantras Tell me you’ve read the fic that has xie lian asking about the free eggs in the summary

[KAIROS @alihankairos]

Shadow of a Millipede walking