Miles Nerdworth

"A cold, heartless machine who will do anything to get a guilty verdict." run by @rivalsforlife

(in quotations = said by someone else)

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Outside of that, I feel like I should give some kind of speech, but I can't think of anything, so in the wise words of Edgeworth: Indeed! Verily, I say... Ergo!
... would "Twitter Bot Miles Nerdworth Chooses Death" be inappropriate? Probably.
Thanks again for everything!

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Looks like this is officially it. Thanks everyone for following along with Miles Edgeworth's Silly Adventures all this time!

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Like I said before, this account will remain up. Hopefully you will still be able to access the source code from the link in the main thread, which contains all of the quotes, if you ever want to see them all yourself.

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@TopazEstrella // Sorry about the late response - this is from the third case of Ace Attorney Investigations 2!

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Hmph... Could you please not call me "Miley."

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The jester and the crown. I imagine it'd make quite the interesting picture.

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......I'll say this one more time, so listen carefully. There is a monster costume in front of this building. It's just a costume!

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(...do I need to put this bag inside another bag to preserve it as evidence?)

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It says "iFly Airlines". You know, I've seen it occur a lot recently, and it's been bothering me greatly... ...but why does nobody know how to properly capitalize and space nouns anymore!?

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Maybe YOU should be stripped naked and run out for making a mockery of this court!

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C-Confound it...!

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Well, I don't know much about it myself, but... ...the hero of "The Steel Samurai: Warrior of Neo Olde Tokyo" is the Steel Samurai... ...and his goal is to defeat the Evil Magistrate. It's a show geared towards kids…

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Save the chit-chat for later, Wright. I’ve almost missed that utterly annoying "spell" of yours… Fine. Let’s hear it, then.

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Ngh... NNGHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!

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... (All three choices were wrong. I hate it when he does that.)

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...however its high production values and riveting plot draws in a number of adults as well. Spin-offs like "Pink Princess: Warrior of Little Olde Tokyo" and "The Nickel Samurai"... ...along with the deluge of merchandise, and even a new stage show, gives it presence.

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Let’s hear it, Mr. Wright! Let’s hear your truth!

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Kids... can sometimes be so cruel…

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You need to free your mind a bit more, and let it fly like a bird on the wind.

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(Oh, Ms. Irony… How painful are thy thorns.)

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source: turnabout teleportation (translated by @/riptired666)