Siren

bitchy, nerdy, sometimes funny. cohost of @andmurders

$NerdyBogWitch

[Siren @nerdybogwitch]

Saw the trailer for Other Mommy and I’m absolutely HYPED for that movie to come out. October truly can’t come soon enough 😭

[trash jones @jzux]

me when my friends mess up: you’re only human, please be kind to yourself. it’s ok to learn

me when i mess up: they should shoot me like a dog in the street

[Siren @nerdybogwitch]

If you ask ChatGPT medical questions and then come to the vet and argue with us because cHaTgPt ToLd YoU sOmEtHiNg DiFfErEnT I’m judging and I can’t stand you.

[jess @abolish_jess]

i’m not the worst off financially but i do think if an upper class person swapped places with me for a month they’d k*ll themselves

[Siren @nerdybogwitch]

@snack_butt_ @thiccandmorts Veterinary nurse here, it’s toxic at all contact points (ingestion, inhalation, and topical) and causes very severe GI signs, CNS and respiratory depression.

[Siren @nerdybogwitch]

We love a good menty b 4 hours before my alarm is gonna go off for work tonight ✌🏻

[Siren @nerdybogwitch]

@halenhargreevs Skyrim

[Siren @nerdybogwitch]

Ya girl way over booked her schedule for her birthday 😭 thoughts, prayers and a Red Bull fund appreciated https://t.co/3yweBTBosw

[Siren @nerdybogwitch]

@somegrlsam I’m an emergency and critical care vet tech. An owner of a patient I saw found my instagram, messaged me daily, and would randomly show up at the hospital trying to bring me coffee. Btw married and had my wedding ring on when I took his appointment 🙄🥲

[Bitches and Murders Podcast @AndMurders]

Watching The Crash on Netflix, live thoughts thread

[Siren @nerdybogwitch]

@RepJackKimble Cry about it 🤷🏼‍♀️ $200K for 140 days of work sounds like more than enough. Live within your means and stop getting coffee and avocado toast right?

[Siren @nerdybogwitch]

Went to a Bridgerton themed dinner with @thiccandmorts and it was amazing 🥰🥰

[Siren @nerdybogwitch]

I watched my coworker mix an energy drink into his coffee and then slam it and let me tell you I’ve never been more concerned in my life

[Siren @nerdybogwitch]

Does anyone else remember that early 2000s book series about the girl that got hooked on meth??? Why was that in my middle schools library 💀

[Siren @nerdybogwitch]

How do I relax after an overnight veterinary ICU shift? With the new episode of The Pitt obvi

[Siren @nerdybogwitch]

Watching the new episode of The Pitt and Abbott better have been MIA to 5150 Robby’s ass 😤

[Siren @nerdybogwitch]

@thiccandmorts Whaaaaaaaat different standards for men vs women? No one’s ever heard of that happening before 😂

[Bitches and Murders Podcast @AndMurders]

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[Siren @nerdybogwitch]

@thiccandmorts And here I was thinking it was cause of dazzling personality 😂