*Watching the Olympics*
Mom: if I was given the chance to design the teams colors, I would’ve designed them like the American flag
Me: so you want them to look like the early 2000’s fashion trend
Warning: I DO use dude, man, bruh, and bro and even ma’m sometimes as completely gender neutral terms, HOWEVER if I call you one of the above and it bothers you, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me.