The Nicest Bitch You'll Ever Meet™️

american living in canada. mama bear. lots of feelings. queer af. intersectional feminist. youth worker. nerdy, crafty cat lady. slurpee queen. she/her. 🏳️‍🌈

[The Nicest Bitch You'll Ever Meet™️ @nerdyknot]

Got my tee from herlittlewolves so now everyone officially knows how to address me. https://t.co/DAMvNcCtH4

[The Nicest Bitch You'll Ever Meet™️ @nerdyknot]

Why does Bible college love reflection papers?

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

May those who love us, love us;
And for those who don't love us,
May God turn their hearts;
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May He turn my hand to a book about how big the universe is
And how little of it is obligated to love us
Who do I even think I am

[*✧✨cindy✨✧･* @kimchidraws]

someone: if you don't have a gay cousin you ARE the gay cousin
me, at 14: but i don't have one???
me, at 21: .......OHHHHH

[The Nicest Bitch You'll Ever Meet™️ @nerdyknot]

Idk if anyone else has ever said this before, but!!! Has anyone else ever realized that "All grownups are pirates!" is Hook's version of ACAB? Think about it. 🤔

[The Nicest Bitch You'll Ever Meet™️ @nerdyknot]

My 3yo is having imaginary conversations in their room when they should be napping. One thing I overheard: "I really miss you, Darth Vader. You really miss me, Darth Vader? Captain Phasma is here."

[The Nicest Bitch You'll Ever Meet™️ @nerdyknot]

Except I'll be like.. Walk up in the club like whaddup, I am an introvert and have social anxiety! Please, please, please be so very nice to me. 🤦

[The Nicest Bitch You'll Ever Meet™️ @nerdyknot]

Going to a dance club thing for the first time everrr tonight and on think it's going to go down exaaactly like Macklemore's Thrift Shop line.

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

They used to fight recounts. Now they fight counts.

[The Nicest Bitch You'll Ever Meet™️ @nerdyknot]

3yo yells out of nowhere.
Me: Yo, what are you yelling for?
3yo: *growls* I'm angry!
Me: Oh, why are you angry?
3yo: I don't know.

Me too, kiddo. Me too.

[The Nicest Bitch You'll Ever Meet™️ @nerdyknot]

It is sooo hard and scary. Sometimes it sucks, but so far I've found it to be very freeing and rewarding. Becoming more me has been great!

[saoirse amhrán @saoirseamhran]

@nerdyknot I'm just starting to work on my insecurity and walls and damn, it's hard and scary, but there's this little flame of hope starting to grow.

[The Nicest Bitch You'll Ever Meet™️ @nerdyknot]

When you notice all your typos after the tweets have been published.

[The Nicest Bitch You'll Ever Meet™️ @nerdyknot]

Also, punch nazis. Always punch nazis.

[The Nicest Bitch You'll Ever Meet™️ @nerdyknot]

Self care when you're feeling heartbroken is so very hard, but probably all the more important to do.

[The Nicest Bitch You'll Ever Meet™️ @nerdyknot]

Whatever it is. I just want to do all things with love and be true to me, even if it's scary.

[Melissa Fumero @melissafumero]

Pretty much, yes.