Nerdy Mama

Surviving motherhood one hilarious anecdote at a time.

[Nerdy Mama @nerdymom2319]

Me: Attempts to relax and take a bath.

My Toddler: Not in this lifetime Mom. CRANKS FROZEN.

#momlife

[Nerdy Mama @nerdymom2319]

I've listened to so much Why Won't You Date Me? That my internal monologue sounds like @nicolebyer

#voiceinmyhead #sosassy #sofresh

[Nerdy Mama @nerdymom2319]

Successfully survived the first accident in undies in public with my toddler.

Nothing makes you feel more like a parent then running to the bathroom with a toddler with shit in their pants.

#momlife #sorrytarget #accidentshappen

[Nerdy Mama @nerdymom2319]

Having an anxiety attack at work is awful. I feel hypocritical because I teach people how to manage anxiety at work and I can't do it myself.

#anxiety #mentalhealth

[Nerdy Mama @nerdymom2319]

I'm over all of the health shit that's plaguing my house. I've had a record amount of vomit I've had on my body in the last 2 weeks.

#sickday #sicktoder #momlife

[Nerdy Mama @nerdymom2319]

Bringing my toddler to watch @SenGillibrand speak tomorrow at UNH.

[Nerdy Mama @nerdymom2319]

Family: let's watch Wreck it Ralph!!

Me: Sure

10 minutes into movie? Me watching fucking Wreck it Ralph alone.

#momlife

[Nerdy Mama @nerdymom2319]

Alone time is awkward...

#momtime #momlife

[Hari Kondabolu @harikondabolu]

America is a white-run business.

[Nerdy Mama @nerdymom2319]

My kids may drive me fucking crazy, but the best days always end with us all together watching movies.

#familytime

[Nerdy Mama @nerdymom2319]

Man cold and a nor'easter in the same weekend?

What in the fresh hell did I do to deserve this?!

#mancold #handmeabeer

[Nerdy Mama @nerdymom2319]

Dana and I have started doing date nights at home after the kids go to bed.

Tonight's menu includes beer, cheese sticks, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

#Parents #MontyPython #datenight

[Nerdy Mama @nerdymom2319]

Self care looks different for everyone. Sometimes it's a bubble bath and wine.

Tonight I'm happy to be the cliche.

#momlife #bubbles #alltheredwine

[Nerdy Mama @nerdymom2319]

I love @TheGoodPlaceNBC. It reminds me that I have convinced my self that @TedDanson is my best friend.

[Nerdy Mama @nerdymom2319]

@LizaLaCasse Get rid of the dumbass old white men and elect people who know what is going on in our country.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

If there was a real "National Emergency" at the border:

-Why didn't Trump declare one before the gov shut down?

-Why didn't he declare one before 800,000 workers & our economy lost tens of billions?

-Why now when border apprehensions are at 45 year low?

We don't buy it.

[Nerdy Mama @nerdymom2319]

@LizaLaCasse Also that we shouldn't elect morons who can't run their own businesses.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gnight.
Nothing’s promised.
Dream anyway.
Nothing’s certain.
Dream anyway.
Everything’s possible.
Dream anyway.
Vamos vamos vamos

[Nerdy Mama @nerdymom2319]

Watching @YouNetflix and all I can think about is WHY WHY does Beck not have curtains?

[Andrew Gillum @AndrewGillum]

Is it possible to feel dumber after listening to @realDonaldTrump? Asking for a friend...🤨