Noodles

I am the guy who tries to photobomb tourist's pictures.

[Gold Cup @GoldCup]

👀🎦 Así fue como Gerald Díaz anotó el penal de la victoria de @FPFPuertoRico 🇵🇷 frente a @OfficialSVB1920 🇸🇷

#GoldCup Prelims

[Dave Goucher @DavidCGoucher]

June 15,2011. June 13, 2023. Blessed. 🙏

[Noodles @nerdynoodles]

@CNationsLeague We have the CNL finals lined up, what about the lower leagues? Let's make @Concacaf exciting! @FPFPuertoRico @SaintLuciaFA @StKittsNevisFA @BonaireFootball sintmaartenff @CubaAsociacion @fhfhaiti @Fenifutnica @fedefut_oficial

[Noodles @nerdynoodles]

@Oatmeal Too hilarious to be completely random. Haha!

[Noodles @nerdynoodles]

New Barely Blind music on @Spotify? What does this mean? @barelyReid @barelywill @barelystephen @barelybrad

[Noodles @nerdynoodles]

@Crypto_Graham There literally was an add for Bitcoin below this tweet. Haha

[Noodles @nerdynoodles]

Game time! #VegasBorn #vgk

[Canal St. Chronicles @SaintsCSC]

DK Metcalf to the ref when someone pushes him after he did the same thing

[Noodles @nerdynoodles]

Fun evening! I even made it into the video! 0:21! Haha

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

This year's @battleforvegas saw home runs, spectacular catches and $175,000 raised for Miracle League and Grant a Gift 🤗

[Noodles @nerdynoodles]

@TheLovelessC Was she asking you to take her home from the hell that is the Taco Bell drive thru or hitting on you?

[Noodles @nerdynoodles]

@joeltelling @KoalaRum @crussty @CaptainMorganUS @GeorgeOceanRum might want a word.

[Noodles @nerdynoodles]

@HeatherRose_Art

[Noodles @nerdynoodles]

@NSF: Repair the Arecibo Observatory, do not decommission it - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/JlZiNPWaUJ via @Change #PuertoRico #STEM
Can 2020 stop already?

[Noodles @nerdynoodles]

Now that there are two companies touting their vaccine effectiveness, I really feel like I'm in a @NdemicCreations (Plague Inc) game. Can this ride stop please? #COVID19

[Noodles @nerdynoodles]

Yes! Haha

[TwistedDoodles @twisteddoodles]

Arrested development

[Noodles @nerdynoodles]

True!

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

[Noodles @nerdynoodles]

I totally agree with @Oreo

[OREO Cookie @Oreo]

It’s a Double Stuf OREO type of day 👏

[Noodles @nerdynoodles]

Why 2020? Why did you take @grantimahara ?! This hits too hard. #2020worstyear #ripGrantImahara

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

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