Randy Wilson

Life seen without illusion is a ghastly affair - VW | he/her

[Randy Wilson @nerfTractor]

@NickAdamsinUSA It scarcely seems possible for maga to be this fucking stupid on every issues but they show up without fail.

[Lauren Vidas @BroadAndMarket]

All I can say about the reflecting pool debacle is that I thought it would be impossible to top the Four Seasons Landscaping plot line, but having the guy who said he was gonna drain the swamp accidentally MAKE A GIANT SWAMP is giving it a run for its money.

[Jane of the North @JaneotN]

RFK Jr has announced that there will be no more testing for measles, as measles cases surge in America, proving that one way or another the Republicans are going to make sure that guns are not the number one killer of children in America.

[Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer]

Donald Trump was a gibbering corrupt incompetent racist imbecile when he was 40. The only thing that’s changed is now he’s old, fat, and shits his pants, in addition to being a gibbering corrupt incompetent racist imbecile.

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

"Vote blue no matter who" means what it says. It was true for leftists needing to vote for Kamala Harris and it's true for centrists needing to vote for any socialist who won a primary last night. They won an election fair and square. They deserve our vote.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

It will be at least 40 years before our loved and lovely America recovers from the wounds this selfish, stupid, and ego-driven man has inflicted. That it will recover seems certain to me, but it will leave scars.

[Randy Wilson @nerfTractor]

@DrNeilStone Yep. It’s a numbers game with calculated risk built in, like just about any other public health measure. Unfortunately many many people are stupid, and easily preyed upon by bad actors with a political agenda.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I'm not running for office. But if I were, these are some of the lessons I'd take away from what happened in NY yesterday.

1. Authenticity is measurable. Voters can smell a focus group from a mile away.

2. Endorsements from the current Democratic leadership now read like warnings. The establishment wing of the party is no longer a sword. It's a question mark.

3. Conviction beats caution. The candidates who said hard things about rent, about who pays for what, about Gaza, they won. The triangulators lost.

4. Cost of living is everything. Everything else is wallpaper.

5. The middle is not a strategy. It's an empty room. Voters reached past the establishment to grab someone who actually believes something.

6. Don't fear the base. Court it. The Democrats who ran from their own voters lost. The ones who ran toward them won.

7. If you want to lead a party you have to be willing to fight inside it. Mamdani didn't ask permission. He took the field.

The lesson under the lessons: the country is tired of being managed. People want to be led.

[Randy Wilson @nerfTractor]

@Scarletkoito111 He was President While Black.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

I can’t wait for the day this rambling, incoherent, grievance-addicted, braindead fucking blowhard finally disappears from my news feed and I never have to watch this same pathetic schtick ever again. Amen.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They never found a single Haitian immigrant eating cats and dogs.
They never identified the two pilots who were supposedly shot down and rescued.
They never produced the evidence that the 2020 election was stolen.
And they’re never going to find the Reflecting Pool slasher.

MAGA is a bunch of fucking idiots who will literally believe anything.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Y’all acting like you’ve never seen an octogenarian drug addict blow 16M on Reflecting Pool reno cause he gave a no bid gov’t contract to a guy who looks like he sold quaaludes to The Riddler & then blame the algae bloom on a 350 ft boxcutter attack by underwater Antifa before?

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

We have a new message for Democrats: attack attack attack.

Trump is corrupt, he’s butchered the economy, and his DOJ operates like mob lawyers. And every voter knows it.

So stop looking backward. Stop with the endless focus groups. This isn't complicated.

He’s weak. Finish him.

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

Donald Trump is living proof that white people are not superior.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Imagine taking a few Bible verses on human sexuality as literal divine commands from God for all society, but minimizing 2,000+ verses calling for the care of immigrants, the marginalized, the oppressed, and the poor to be a personal choice.

[Beaver 🦁 @beaverd]

"you're absolutely right! I shouldn't have launched those nukes -- that's on me."

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

No World Cup soccer games in red cities. Europeans are loving the blue cities that MAGAs hate.

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

There has never been a collection of people as hateful and stupid as Trump supporters.

[Randy Wilson @nerfTractor]

@Mimiiben1 It’s 5, and isn’t that difficult of a problem.

[Randy Wilson @nerfTractor]

@DefiantLs It’s just ashtonishing how fucking stupid they are, every single time