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Carlynn, Lauren, Abi, Merryn, Caity, and Kayla with Marta and Jaden as designated drivers. Bout to win this whole thing🤩🤩🤬🤬🥶🤮😷😷😈👿👌👐☠️🗣

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Our moms said we can’t participate. They mentioned something about it being unfair to the other teams or something.

[SLIMES🔫🔫 @nerf_slimes]

@realStepdads We’ve been planning our attack xoxo

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@realStepdads it’s like you guys can’t roast somebody without having to bring up money😷 sorry

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@callusdaddy1 You guys searching through old tweets to find a comeback

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@callusdaddy1 no problem! we’ll have our people get on it

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@woodmorning1234 hey mike does your mom need to pick you up?

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@callusdaddy1 See this for reference. I feel sorry for the kids that cared so much about a stupid number that they have no common sense

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@woodmorning1234 I think you dropped this book

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When b-list students try to come for you😷😷😷

[Stepdads @realStepdads]

Yeah we're going to have to be with @callusdaddy1 on this one. Y'all think you girls are the funniest and that's exactly why you arnt. You are the corniest tho so! Congrats 🥇

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@realStepdads @callusdaddy1 Says the one that hops off someone else’s joke

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@realStepdads The “we’re gonna kick your ass” gang

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@callusdaddy1 you guys are smart, you’ll figure it out😉

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@callusdaddy1 We have arguably one of the funniest people in the grade🍵

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CAUGHT: Call Us Daddy seen mocking the official GH mascot. Grounds for expulsion?

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BREAKING: Fred E. Falcon officially announces his endorsement of Slimes. Massive boost.

[Fred E. Falcon @FredEFalcon1]

I’m proud to endorse @nerf_slimes for the official GH 2020 Nerf War. They have the best chance of success and will fight the good fight.

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@FreE_SmOKEE You don’t wanna piss of Fred E. Falcon😈

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Word on the street is that we have Fred E. Falcon’s support. Huge if true.

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@FreE_SmOKEE it’s for the gang

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@foxyladiesssss1 premarital sex😷😷🤮🤮