Mario

It seemed funny at the time. Texas BBQ doesn't need sides. #1A #2A #DogRescue #Pray

🇺🇲 🇨🇱🤘 🙏

[Mario @NerfFries]

@putzisbackbaby @mikeche1974 By the time I was 13, the fkn wheels had come off.

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

Never gets old

[Mario @NerfFries]

@CCPISASSH0E Adds Deafness to his list of handicaps. 🤣🇺🇸

[Mario @NerfFries]

@MickeyBlowtorch We need a name for these heroes. I'll start:

1. Meatloaves
2. Albino Wizards
3. Smegmorphadites
4. Mitch McConnell

[Mario @NerfFries]

@DefiantLs Duh. I've known this since I was 13.

[Mike @mike_veal]

This company close to my home town does this every year, but this year tops them all!

Credit to:
Midway Straw Company
https://t.co/Gyv8man2f6
Located in Wrightsville, GA

[Mario @NerfFries]

@GeorgeWept Those two things can't exist in the same spiritual system. It simply exposes the shallowness of their Faith.

[Sensurround @ShamashAran]

Good work, dipshits.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

The Sphere in Las Vegas is now showing off how awesome our country is for July 4th:

[🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock @kimmie_c_]

America dropped atomic bombs on 2 of Japan's cities, yet they *still* love us so much they're celebrating our 250🇺🇸 anniversary with us. Imagine how awful you people must be, Zara, to elicit such a response. We vaporized Japanese people & they still hate Muslims more.

[Mario @NerfFries]

@larry_mcwethy Alien passing on solid advice: "Here's some candy and remember to never talk to strangers, got it?"

[Mario @NerfFries]

@OriginalRoddick Fireworks 🇺🇸

[Mario @NerfFries]

@TheyCallMeNans Gm! ☕🇺🇸🤣

[Mario @NerfFries]

@mamiya0119 Stay and enjoy! But know that this is the official hand sign for Texas:

[Mario @NerfFries]

@OriginalRoddick You know how this ends, so I'd open the door for him because it's cheaper than a new one.

[theRoddick @OriginalRoddick]

This f*cking malinois I'm dog sitting is literally attempting to turn the door handles on all 3 doors that lead outside - and only those 3. Understand, this dog isn't particularly familiar with my house.
In addition to being 4-legged chainsaws on meth, they are uncomfortably intelligent.

[Mario @NerfFries]

@GeorgeWept Gm! ☕🇺🇸
And can we at least consider the possibility that Jurassic Cat exists!!

[Paul Sperry @paulsperry_]

So let's get this straight: Reid Hoffman, a regular at Epstein's "Rape Island," bankrolled Trump "rape" accuser E. Jean Carroll's lawsuits to the tune of $6.4 mil. Remember, it was Hoffman who also funded New Knowledge's disinformation campaign targeting GOP in the 2017 special Alabama Senate election imitating Russian influence ops. During their op, New Knowledge authored a SSCI report on Russian disinformation for Dem Sen. Warner to help discredit Trump's 2016 win. After he was busted, Hoffman had to apologize for funding the op. This guy is a piece of work.

[Mario @NerfFries]

@BlaineS8675309 @stevensongs This is oddly patriotic.

[Texas Darlin' 🎀 @TexitDarling]

“A republic, if you can keep it”
— Ben Franklin

God Bless America on her 250th July 4th tomorrow 🇺🇸