Mario

It seemed funny at the time. Texas BBQ doesn't need sides. #1A #2A #DogRescue #Pray

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[Mario @NerfFries]

@putzisbackbaby @mikeche1974 By the time I was 13, the fkn wheels had come off.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Harley. She's never rolled down a hill before, but she's super proud of her first attempt. 13/10 nailed it

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

"But a goal will not count if a player is offsides."

"When is a player offsides?"

"Whenever anything exciting happens."

[Mario @NerfFries]

@stevensongs Nailed it.

[Mario @NerfFries]

@MetaM00 @o____principe @CollinRugg Lessons were learned that day.

[Dr. Richard Harambe @Richard_Harambe]

Just like in football, tonight Travis Kelce scores a 6

[J @JayTC53]

@JustinUSA Great minds think alike 👇

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

They didn’t sub Michael in. 🤣🤣🤣

[Monica Matthews On Air @monicaonairtalk]

Pretty Much.

[Mario @NerfFries]

@Judianna In fairness, we're still new at this. 🤷‍♂️

[Mario @NerfFries]

@thespartanguide @TimRunsHisMouth 🇺🇸👍

[Mario @NerfFries]

@CJGRISHAM Fkn epic!

[Texas2AAttorney @CJGRISHAM]

I called the Ft. Worth PD LGBTQ liaison and asked to be transferred to the heterosexual liaison. They hung up on me.

[Mario @NerfFries]

@Jimmyfris @libsoftiktok

[Mario @NerfFries]

@Warri0rsc0de @Shadzey1 Some lessons are learned in the classroom, others in real life. 🇺🇸

[Mario @NerfFries]

@stillwaiting73 @wiliamsdarin @dobro_the @baseball_cards 🤣🤣

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

The USA is in full control against Bosnia…

The refs:

[Mario @NerfFries]

@Shadzey1 If they're gonna flag you then at least make them stand in a rice paddie.

[Townhall.com @townhallcom]

TEAM USA DEFEATS BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA, 2-0, DOWN A MAN IN THE ROUND OF 32

PLAY FREE BIRD

[Mario @NerfFries]

RT @AuronMacintyre: Biggest director in history make movie saying it will challenge faith in God

Movie loses 100s of millions and immediat…

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Me to Bosnia-Herzegovina right now despite multiple consecutive decades of not caring about soccer: