"I have been banned for licking a lollipop 😭😭😭"
"You have been banned for murdering 15 people, drunk driving, shooting up a school, streaking and prank calling."
The Alchemist jokes that ‘Alfredo 3’ with Freddie Gibbs is on the way after seeing 22,141 Pitbull fans break the Guinness World Record for the largest gathering of people with bald caps 😭