elliot

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

I love taking money from losers

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Where was the last place you had them

[★ addison || the boys s5 ☆ @kittywesker]

i guess im gonna have a lot of fun tonight

[Hudson @GuzzleGuinness]

When you accidentally enthusiastically consent at the CNC orgy

[juniper222 @moonjelly____]

@shotnochaser hop on temu bro the weed is inexpensive as hell . i'm smoking that etsy heroin . dude hop on zillow they got adderall on the cheap

[ProbablyApril ✨ @oh_itsapriltoo]

the existence of esex implies the existence of offline, physical sex.

[elliot @neriffguard]

@Quentin___Smith this new model theyre giving for william body is also awful his whole silhouette had him with broad shoulders now they’re making him scrawny with big legs it just looks bad

[★ @doIlardays]

björk

[pooty pooty tang tang 2🩰🎅 @margieriita]

Just touching yourself to anything omg tfym erotic

[taryn @tarynewyss]

train attendant scanned my ticket then asked for his too then laughed hysterically at his own joke

[tez ⋆˚꩜｡☣️ nonconnoisseur @williammerkin]

@Darknesshas123 You’re gonna get a bacterial infection named after you

[caskitt @cask1ttz]

my dad in response to my BPD diagnosis from my psychologist said “I bet you’re going up there and making up all sorts of lies about me” like who the fuck says that man

[odd ☆⋆˙ ˚⁺ ⋆ ⁎⁺˳✧༚ @pusherll]

“is Hannibal… in love with me?” ISWEARTOFUCKINGGODAGHSHSJSJWJSWJJSJFRUJSJXJDDJSJOAPAICJJDEJSICJDHANCJCJKSSIOAOSJXBCHDDHJDFHDUEIWOOFUVGJJFFKWPAPMCNDJSOWIFHEKEOCIDJSNCKEOBEJDJCOSLANAKAKAKSHCIFJIFBEIVBEICICFHDJEJJSJDJSJSOCIFHRHDIVJFDICBFBCNXKWOEIFHDBWOCBEBDUEHDHDHDHSHAJESUSCHRIST

[venus @biitemyhip]

Instagram mutual core

[cher @mclIark]

if you die in sudoku you die in real life

[Raiden Ei Strap Game @yuritardedasl]

Daddy wants to take you to the woodshed

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

putting this over my menu at chili’s

[ٰ @05DoL]

how old i was when

- drank: 14
- smoked: 11
- watched porn: right now

[𖤓˚₊ 𝙲𝙹 ˚.⋆☽ @orlocksdaughter]

This is still my favourite letterboxd review of all time