You do not understand bears.
The sharpest knife you own *might* slice through the skin of a fresh salmon in one go. Maybe.
A bear merely grasps the thing and rips its skin off easier than you can open an envelope.
By the time a bear is within mace range, you are dead. Mace will not stop its attack. It will not scare it off. It might stop it from eating you after you are dead.
Bear Spray is approximately twice as strong and sprays three times as far; it doesn’t scare a bear off because it hurts, it scares a bear off because it burns its nose with stink.
Empty bear spray cans are a frequent find at the scene of bear mauling deaths.
Any woman that insists on “the bear” is a colossal retard and it’s not questionable. She is a woman in a bubble without the slightest idea of what real danger looks like.
You have *no idea* what these animals can do to a human being. Unless you’re carrying 12-gauge slugs, not even a firearm is an absolute guarantee to stop a pissed off bear. And I highly doubt it, because a 12-gauge slug would probably dislocate the average woman’s shoulder, if she even could fire the thing properly.
I’ve spoken to women who have encountered bears on trails. They have admitted that it was the most terrifying experience of their lives. One of them, an otherwise reasonable woman, pulled out her wallet thinking to bribe the thing—she was in that much of a panic.
Fortunately, a random man with bear spray and Desert Eagle was nearby to save her life.
You are a colossally stupid specimen worthy of being included in a museum explaining why women suddenly had their voting rights stripped in the late 21st Century.
🎶...𝐼𝑛 𝐷𝑖𝑥𝑖𝑒 𝐿𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐼'𝑙𝑙 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑑...🎶
Freyja from Iceland went south to Dixie Land and tried wearing The Confederate Flag Bikini as Southern Hospitality
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Fun Adepta Sororitas fact!
Canoness Diamanta Santhonax of the Order of the Immaculate Flame is partially known for her unique appearance, having multiple polished Adamantium spikes protruding from her skull, which she believes shows her dedication and devotion to the Emperor.