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[nerj @nerjblerj]

@danny_phantumm I’m so sweaty and scared

[MarzTalksSports @MarzTalksSports]

all this crying about whos gonna be the face of the league and we have an american born,extremely accomplished,young,champion,no off court controversy, ON THE CELTICS and somehow he has no claim to be the face? and is corny for wanting to be that?

[HOOPS EMPIRE @HoopsEmpire_]

It’s hilarious how far down a rabbit hole a narrative can take people. Strip the name and whatever you think you know about a player from blurbs or random actions and you have a 26 year old with:

- 6x all star selections
- (About to be) 5 all nba selections w/ 4 in a row on 1st team from 22-26 years old
- NBA champion
- ECF MVP
- ASG MVP
- most points in a g7 nba history
- most points in an all star game in league history
- 39th in all time playoff points
- 16th all time playoff 3s
- 8th all time in playoff 30/10/5 games
- tied for 3rd most 50 point playoff games
- 68 playoff wins, 14 series wins

Again, this is at TWENTY SIX YEARS OLD. He’s very very well on pace to be one of the greats.

[nerj @nerjblerj]

@danny_phantumm Explosion.

[nerj @nerjblerj]

hey what r u up to on Friday? Me and the boys are gonna go mummying in the city if u want to join

Mum-my-ing (verb):
the act of using a public restroom with the intention of wrapping oneself in toilet paper to look like a mummy, and scare the employees/patrons.

[nerj @nerjblerj]

Been tapping my GF on the shoulder every two seconds on the train to silently show her funny posts I find on twitter. 30 mins in and responses have gone from full sentences and audible laughs to minuscule lip curls and insincere chuffs of breath… do we exist just to suffer?

[nerj @nerjblerj]

@mattsfwitter This is kinda an @EmilyCa02678397 coded haircut

[nerj @nerjblerj]

@mattsfwitter Already a twitter legend but this cements mattsfwitter as a man of literature as well. No ones doing it like u, Bravo 👏🏽

[nerj @nerjblerj]

@danny_phantumm Don’t worry I’m on the case. From now on I’m monitoring this situation.

[nerj @nerjblerj]

I’m back after the woke left tried to cancel me 🤣 had to do a cute rebrand tho :/

[nerj @nerjblerj]

Shoutout to my slime @mattsfwitter missing u extra on this Friday night

[nerj @nerjblerj]

@themarinocenter U n me both sista #bruh

[nerj @nerjblerj]

@EmilyCa02678397 Like against their will?

[nerj @nerjblerj]

Hey gang,

Before Halloweekend starts don’t forget

[nerj @nerjblerj]

My iced coffee from Dunkin Donuts taste like soup in a bad way

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

Hot girl: So what's your new book called

Tolstoy, aware women like strong men: War

Tolstoy, remembering women like sensitive men too: ... and Peace

[nerj @nerjblerj]

@EmilyCa02678397 I didn’t bring soup today is that why everyone was looking at me funny??

[sofía @_____abadi]

nothing truly terrible ever happened to me regarding love so when i listen to mitski i just picture naruto and sasuke

[nerj @nerjblerj]

@EmilyCa02678397 Mayor Campbell how can u not do it urself? Just copy the emoji girl!!

[nerj @nerjblerj]

Does BTS stand for Big Time Slush?