Neil Scotter

I'll try anything once and a lot of things more than once.

Loves Science,particularly Astronomy and Geology. Rock music, Naval History and Photography.

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When my date, a lovely 37 year old woman, asked what celebrity I think she looks like the most, apparently "Martin Freeman" was not the correct answer, judging by how I was wearing her drink a few seconds later.

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@curiosityonx Port Wells

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@WhiteHouse MAGA, no sense of humour

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@Number10cat Ready for the party Larry?

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@DavAldridgeMOT @fesshole What stupidity? They asked me. I could have trolled them but I was polite and told them to get a tube to Seven Sisters and then either walk up the High Road or get a train to White Hart Lane

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@danboii @fesshole It's what you lot chucked in Boston Harbour once 🤣

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@BenKentish That point off Ireland. Do the Americans think Rockall is Iran? Though that would imply that Americans have heard of Rockall.

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@fesshole I was named Neil after Neil Kinnock. I lie and say it was after Neil Young and Neil Armstrong.

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@PoliticalPics @Number10cat The real PM wants his house back.

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@ChuckCallesto @nicksortor It's a 53 year old White British man according to the BBC

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@NoContextBrits Basingstoke

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@PatrickChristys Did Nigel wish that was a Welsh Dragon rather than a Chinese one?

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@NoContextBrits I live near there. Never realised how odd it looks until now.

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@Loops000 @fesshole We tried that. It worked for about a week then the squirrels got used to it and carried on as normal.

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@fesshole This mouse now doesn't have a house. Was he called Gerald?

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@CARmagazine New version of the CRZ?

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@whatcar Looks like a replacement for my CRZ

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@RishiSunak @Conservatives @kevinhollinrake Which constituency is that dog standing in? I know you Tories would vote for anything wearing a blue rosette.

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@RishiSunak Wonder if @pinkfloyd have seen this?